Mariana Hernandez
@mariana-hernandez.bsky.social
Writer. Firestarter. Certified menace.
Just one woman, a signal, and the audacity to press send.
Substack: @notsaintsnotsaviors
Just one woman, a signal, and the audacity to press send.
Substack: @notsaintsnotsaviors
Ashli Babbitt wasn’t a martyr, she was part of a mob breaking into Congress. The Air Force granting honors doesn’t erase that, and dragging race into it is just racist deflection.
August 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Ashli Babbitt wasn’t a martyr, she was part of a mob breaking into Congress. The Air Force granting honors doesn’t erase that, and dragging race into it is just racist deflection.
🚨 ICE just detained FIREFIGHTERS.
Not criminals. Not gang members. Firefighters saving lives.
This isn’t about safety, t’s about racism. In MAGA’s eyes, brown & Indigenous = “illegal.”
No human being is illegal. But ICE sure as hell is.
Not criminals. Not gang members. Firefighters saving lives.
This isn’t about safety, t’s about racism. In MAGA’s eyes, brown & Indigenous = “illegal.”
No human being is illegal. But ICE sure as hell is.
August 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
🚨 ICE just detained FIREFIGHTERS.
Not criminals. Not gang members. Firefighters saving lives.
This isn’t about safety, t’s about racism. In MAGA’s eyes, brown & Indigenous = “illegal.”
No human being is illegal. But ICE sure as hell is.
Not criminals. Not gang members. Firefighters saving lives.
This isn’t about safety, t’s about racism. In MAGA’s eyes, brown & Indigenous = “illegal.”
No human being is illegal. But ICE sure as hell is.
Yesterday, I tried to write about the CDC on Facebook.
First, they shadow-banned me. Today, they went further: they blocked me outright.
They call it “community standards.”
But we know what it really is: silencing voices.
substack.com/home/post/p-...
First, they shadow-banned me. Today, they went further: they blocked me outright.
They call it “community standards.”
But we know what it really is: silencing voices.
substack.com/home/post/p-...
Save the CDC — Before It’s Too Late
When fascism comes for science, it isn’t just laboratories at risk, it’s every single one of us.
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August 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Yesterday, I tried to write about the CDC on Facebook.
First, they shadow-banned me. Today, they went further: they blocked me outright.
They call it “community standards.”
But we know what it really is: silencing voices.
substack.com/home/post/p-...
First, they shadow-banned me. Today, they went further: they blocked me outright.
They call it “community standards.”
But we know what it really is: silencing voices.
substack.com/home/post/p-...
CBS just installed a “bias czar” who reports to the President.
We’re not watching the news anymore. We’re watching 1984: Live Edition, brought to you by Paramount.
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.”
— Orwell, 1984
We’re not watching the news anymore. We’re watching 1984: Live Edition, brought to you by Paramount.
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.”
— Orwell, 1984
July 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
CBS just installed a “bias czar” who reports to the President.
We’re not watching the news anymore. We’re watching 1984: Live Edition, brought to you by Paramount.
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.”
— Orwell, 1984
We’re not watching the news anymore. We’re watching 1984: Live Edition, brought to you by Paramount.
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.”
— Orwell, 1984
🚨 My new book Trump Derangement Syndrome just dropped.
Think South Park meets George Carlin on mushrooms.
Satire so spicy it might be illegal in Florida.
Get it here: a.co/d/0fThmdz
Think South Park meets George Carlin on mushrooms.
Satire so spicy it might be illegal in Florida.
Get it here: a.co/d/0fThmdz
Trump Derangement Syndrome: A Field Guide to MAGA Madness in 2025
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July 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
🚨 My new book Trump Derangement Syndrome just dropped.
Think South Park meets George Carlin on mushrooms.
Satire so spicy it might be illegal in Florida.
Get it here: a.co/d/0fThmdz
Think South Park meets George Carlin on mushrooms.
Satire so spicy it might be illegal in Florida.
Get it here: a.co/d/0fThmdz
Reporter: “He couldn’t have possibly talked about him with Donald Trump.”
Leavitt: “Well, the president’s uncle did teach at MIT.”
Me: Right. And my cat once walked across my keyboard, but I’m not out here claiming he helped code Windows 95.
Leavitt: “Well, the president’s uncle did teach at MIT.”
Me: Right. And my cat once walked across my keyboard, but I’m not out here claiming he helped code Windows 95.
July 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Reporter: “He couldn’t have possibly talked about him with Donald Trump.”
Leavitt: “Well, the president’s uncle did teach at MIT.”
Me: Right. And my cat once walked across my keyboard, but I’m not out here claiming he helped code Windows 95.
Leavitt: “Well, the president’s uncle did teach at MIT.”
Me: Right. And my cat once walked across my keyboard, but I’m not out here claiming he helped code Windows 95.
You don’t have to believe in angels and demons to see what’s right in front of you.
If “saving children” means shielding a man from accountability while he praises dictators, pardons criminals, and defends abusers, then your morality isn’t holy, it’s hollow.
If “saving children” means shielding a man from accountability while he praises dictators, pardons criminals, and defends abusers, then your morality isn’t holy, it’s hollow.
July 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You don’t have to believe in angels and demons to see what’s right in front of you.
If “saving children” means shielding a man from accountability while he praises dictators, pardons criminals, and defends abusers, then your morality isn’t holy, it’s hollow.
If “saving children” means shielding a man from accountability while he praises dictators, pardons criminals, and defends abusers, then your morality isn’t holy, it’s hollow.
Trump’s calling Epstein a hoax now.
His own base? “Weaklings.”
Everything’s fake except him.
That’s not leadership.
That’s a cult collapsing and blaming the followers.
His own base? “Weaklings.”
Everything’s fake except him.
That’s not leadership.
That’s a cult collapsing and blaming the followers.
July 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Trump’s calling Epstein a hoax now.
His own base? “Weaklings.”
Everything’s fake except him.
That’s not leadership.
That’s a cult collapsing and blaming the followers.
His own base? “Weaklings.”
Everything’s fake except him.
That’s not leadership.
That’s a cult collapsing and blaming the followers.
Assimilation over division” sounds familiar.
Because it is.
From Native boarding schools to colonial conquest even Nazi “purity” laws, forced assimilation has never meant unity.
It’s meant control.
History doesn’t support your nationalism.
It undoes it.
Because it is.
From Native boarding schools to colonial conquest even Nazi “purity” laws, forced assimilation has never meant unity.
It’s meant control.
History doesn’t support your nationalism.
It undoes it.
July 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Assimilation over division” sounds familiar.
Because it is.
From Native boarding schools to colonial conquest even Nazi “purity” laws, forced assimilation has never meant unity.
It’s meant control.
History doesn’t support your nationalism.
It undoes it.
Because it is.
From Native boarding schools to colonial conquest even Nazi “purity” laws, forced assimilation has never meant unity.
It’s meant control.
History doesn’t support your nationalism.
It undoes it.
They said we had Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Turns out… they’re the ones infected.
If Project 2025 doesn’t ban it, it might just be your new favorite book.
Pre-order now: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FHG7Q6YX
Turns out… they’re the ones infected.
If Project 2025 doesn’t ban it, it might just be your new favorite book.
Pre-order now: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FHG7Q6YX
July 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
They said we had Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Turns out… they’re the ones infected.
If Project 2025 doesn’t ban it, it might just be your new favorite book.
Pre-order now: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FHG7Q6YX
Turns out… they’re the ones infected.
If Project 2025 doesn’t ban it, it might just be your new favorite book.
Pre-order now: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FHG7Q6YX
Reposted by Mariana Hernandez
Padilla: "What if I was outside a Home Depot, because I like to do some work around the house, not dressed in a suit. Would I be a target of ICE enforcement under Tom Homan? Probably. And it is just wrong."
July 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Padilla: "What if I was outside a Home Depot, because I like to do some work around the house, not dressed in a suit. Would I be a target of ICE enforcement under Tom Homan? Probably. And it is just wrong."
Trump: “The economy is booming again.”
Oh, you mean in:
The State of White Nostalgia,
The State of Tax Evasion,
And the State of “Don’t Ask Questions.”
Sounds less like an economy,
And more like a cult with a calculator.
Oh, you mean in:
The State of White Nostalgia,
The State of Tax Evasion,
And the State of “Don’t Ask Questions.”
Sounds less like an economy,
And more like a cult with a calculator.
July 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Trump: “The economy is booming again.”
Oh, you mean in:
The State of White Nostalgia,
The State of Tax Evasion,
And the State of “Don’t Ask Questions.”
Sounds less like an economy,
And more like a cult with a calculator.
Oh, you mean in:
The State of White Nostalgia,
The State of Tax Evasion,
And the State of “Don’t Ask Questions.”
Sounds less like an economy,
And more like a cult with a calculator.
Reposted by Mariana Hernandez
Marines and DHS arrest anti-ICE protester after children were spotted in chains at the federal detention center in LA
July 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Marines and DHS arrest anti-ICE protester after children were spotted in chains at the federal detention center in LA
This post has more plot twists than a telenovela written by a conspiracy theorist on Red Bull.
July 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This post has more plot twists than a telenovela written by a conspiracy theorist on Red Bull.
If you’re in the wrong place (a corner, a parking lot, a Home Depot)
Doing the wrong job (construction, landscaping)
Wearing the wrong clothes.
Speaking the wrong language.
Or — God forbid — walking away when someone in a mask follows you...
They can stop you. Detain you. Interrogate you.
Doing the wrong job (construction, landscaping)
Wearing the wrong clothes.
Speaking the wrong language.
Or — God forbid — walking away when someone in a mask follows you...
They can stop you. Detain you. Interrogate you.
July 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If you’re in the wrong place (a corner, a parking lot, a Home Depot)
Doing the wrong job (construction, landscaping)
Wearing the wrong clothes.
Speaking the wrong language.
Or — God forbid — walking away when someone in a mask follows you...
They can stop you. Detain you. Interrogate you.
Doing the wrong job (construction, landscaping)
Wearing the wrong clothes.
Speaking the wrong language.
Or — God forbid — walking away when someone in a mask follows you...
They can stop you. Detain you. Interrogate you.
Democrats control the weather?
Sis, they can’t even control the Senate.
Sis, they can’t even control the Senate.
July 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Democrats control the weather?
Sis, they can’t even control the Senate.
Sis, they can’t even control the Senate.
Trump sent a tantrum letter to Brazil demanding Lula stop Bolsonaro’s trial.
Called it a “witch hunt.”
Threatened tariffs.
Tried to big-dog a sovereign nation.
Reminder:
Brazil isn’t your intern.
Tariffs raise U.S. prices.
Bolsonaro’s trial = justice, not persecution.
Lula’s laughing.
Called it a “witch hunt.”
Threatened tariffs.
Tried to big-dog a sovereign nation.
Reminder:
Brazil isn’t your intern.
Tariffs raise U.S. prices.
Bolsonaro’s trial = justice, not persecution.
Lula’s laughing.
July 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Trump sent a tantrum letter to Brazil demanding Lula stop Bolsonaro’s trial.
Called it a “witch hunt.”
Threatened tariffs.
Tried to big-dog a sovereign nation.
Reminder:
Brazil isn’t your intern.
Tariffs raise U.S. prices.
Bolsonaro’s trial = justice, not persecution.
Lula’s laughing.
Called it a “witch hunt.”
Threatened tariffs.
Tried to big-dog a sovereign nation.
Reminder:
Brazil isn’t your intern.
Tariffs raise U.S. prices.
Bolsonaro’s trial = justice, not persecution.
Lula’s laughing.
I’m Mariana.
Unapologetic. Sarcastic. Controversial.
Too real for MAGA.
Too loud for algorithms with a weak stomach. (Hi, Facebook.)
Hi, Bluesky.
Let’s make some noise they can’t hide.
Unapologetic. Sarcastic. Controversial.
Too real for MAGA.
Too loud for algorithms with a weak stomach. (Hi, Facebook.)
Hi, Bluesky.
Let’s make some noise they can’t hide.
July 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’m Mariana.
Unapologetic. Sarcastic. Controversial.
Too real for MAGA.
Too loud for algorithms with a weak stomach. (Hi, Facebook.)
Hi, Bluesky.
Let’s make some noise they can’t hide.
Unapologetic. Sarcastic. Controversial.
Too real for MAGA.
Too loud for algorithms with a weak stomach. (Hi, Facebook.)
Hi, Bluesky.
Let’s make some noise they can’t hide.