Maria 🦝
@mariamainmo.bsky.social
I write jokes. I make ads. I contemplate my life choices.
#pittsburgh! Come see me talk about the most embarrassing things I’ve done in my life. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll say “oh my god she really did that?”
A story of theatre school terrors, braces, and figuring out you like yourself, Fly Trap is going on tour so see it while you can!!
A story of theatre school terrors, braces, and figuring out you like yourself, Fly Trap is going on tour so see it while you can!!
March 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
#pittsburgh! Come see me talk about the most embarrassing things I’ve done in my life. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll say “oh my god she really did that?”
A story of theatre school terrors, braces, and figuring out you like yourself, Fly Trap is going on tour so see it while you can!!
A story of theatre school terrors, braces, and figuring out you like yourself, Fly Trap is going on tour so see it while you can!!
Sending this to my college acting teachers
March 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Sending this to my college acting teachers
“Why do you hate posting reels so much?”
Well…
Well…
February 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“Why do you hate posting reels so much?”
Well…
Well…
“Does your cat bite?”
Worse, he judges
Worse, he judges
February 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“Does your cat bite?”
Worse, he judges
Worse, he judges
My husband left for a work trip and Ollie was left with me (his spare human)
February 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My husband left for a work trip and Ollie was left with me (his spare human)
If I know anyone on here in Pittsburgh, you can come see my solo show next month!!! It’s also going to NYC, London, and Edinburgh so be one of the first to see it!
February 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If I know anyone on here in Pittsburgh, you can come see my solo show next month!!! It’s also going to NYC, London, and Edinburgh so be one of the first to see it!
My favorite thing about babies is that they all look like this at some point
February 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My favorite thing about babies is that they all look like this at some point
Me, manic and convinced I’m the pope, outside RFKs house when they take away my meds
February 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Me, manic and convinced I’m the pope, outside RFKs house when they take away my meds
Should this become a rat account in 2025?
January 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Should this become a rat account in 2025?
I think about this comment on my tiktok at least twice a week
December 26, 2024 at 8:29 PM
I think about this comment on my tiktok at least twice a week
Merry Christmas from my rats balls
December 26, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Merry Christmas from my rats balls
Someone at the vet asked if my nine year old dog was a puppy and I said yes because she literally is just a baby???
December 4, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Someone at the vet asked if my nine year old dog was a puppy and I said yes because she literally is just a baby???
My cat got roasted on Reddit and I’m dying
December 2, 2024 at 4:22 PM
My cat got roasted on Reddit and I’m dying
They should make cats that don’t judge you after they insist on following you to the bathroom
December 1, 2024 at 1:29 AM
They should make cats that don’t judge you after they insist on following you to the bathroom
If you live in Atlanta you should come see this next week 🥵🌶️🌶️🌶️
November 24, 2024 at 2:46 AM
If you live in Atlanta you should come see this next week 🥵🌶️🌶️🌶️
I get to see her tomorrow 🥲
November 24, 2024 at 1:47 AM
I get to see her tomorrow 🥲
No thanks! I’d rather not check them out :)
June 9, 2024 at 11:48 PM
No thanks! I’d rather not check them out :)
My son….. he’s perfect……..
October 28, 2023 at 6:01 PM
My son….. he’s perfect……..
“I don’t tip unless they really impress me”
October 28, 2023 at 4:11 AM
“I don’t tip unless they really impress me”
Coming back to Bluesky just to post this
September 20, 2023 at 5:00 PM
Coming back to Bluesky just to post this
Haircut days are the best days
July 24, 2023 at 9:23 PM
Haircut days are the best days