Maria 🦝
@mariamainmo.bsky.social
I write jokes. I make ads. I contemplate my life choices.
#pittsburgh! Come see me talk about the most embarrassing things I’ve done in my life. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll say “oh my god she really did that?”
A story of theatre school terrors, braces, and figuring out you like yourself, Fly Trap is going on tour so see it while you can!!
A story of theatre school terrors, braces, and figuring out you like yourself, Fly Trap is going on tour so see it while you can!!
March 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
#pittsburgh! Come see me talk about the most embarrassing things I’ve done in my life. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll say “oh my god she really did that?”
A story of theatre school terrors, braces, and figuring out you like yourself, Fly Trap is going on tour so see it while you can!!
A story of theatre school terrors, braces, and figuring out you like yourself, Fly Trap is going on tour so see it while you can!!
When I say “rn” I don’t mean “right now”. I mean “Rat Night” and you’re invited
March 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When I say “rn” I don’t mean “right now”. I mean “Rat Night” and you’re invited
Reposted by Maria 🦝
Fly Trap
@mariamainmo.bsky.social
A show about losing yourself, finding yourself, and making your own honey.
28 July - 2 August at Barons Court Theatre
camdenfringe.com/events/fly-t...
@mariamainmo.bsky.social
A show about losing yourself, finding yourself, and making your own honey.
28 July - 2 August at Barons Court Theatre
camdenfringe.com/events/fly-t...
March 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Fly Trap
@mariamainmo.bsky.social
A show about losing yourself, finding yourself, and making your own honey.
28 July - 2 August at Barons Court Theatre
camdenfringe.com/events/fly-t...
@mariamainmo.bsky.social
A show about losing yourself, finding yourself, and making your own honey.
28 July - 2 August at Barons Court Theatre
camdenfringe.com/events/fly-t...
So do you have to be poly to join a dnd game or does that come after?
March 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So do you have to be poly to join a dnd game or does that come after?
What was daylight saving itself for? Marriage?
March 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
What was daylight saving itself for? Marriage?
It’s soooo hot and sexy when a man shuts the fuck up
March 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It’s soooo hot and sexy when a man shuts the fuck up
Sending this to my college acting teachers
March 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Sending this to my college acting teachers
They should invent a government that isn’t objectively Evil
March 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
They should invent a government that isn’t objectively Evil
Thinking about the woman I met who said Robin Williams wouldn’t have been depressed if she had met him. I long to be that delusional
February 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Thinking about the woman I met who said Robin Williams wouldn’t have been depressed if she had met him. I long to be that delusional
“Why do you hate posting reels so much?”
Well…
Well…
February 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“Why do you hate posting reels so much?”
Well…
Well…
My social media presence on other platforms is so stressful and then Bluesky is just a nice little retreat before I go back to being told to kms by a thirteen year old on Instagram
February 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My social media presence on other platforms is so stressful and then Bluesky is just a nice little retreat before I go back to being told to kms by a thirteen year old on Instagram
“Does your cat bite?”
Worse, he judges
Worse, he judges
February 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“Does your cat bite?”
Worse, he judges
Worse, he judges
My husband left for a work trip and Ollie was left with me (his spare human)
February 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My husband left for a work trip and Ollie was left with me (his spare human)
Waking up the last month has been so hard because every time I do it, there’s a new horror waiting for me
February 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Waking up the last month has been so hard because every time I do it, there’s a new horror waiting for me
Just dreaming about season 4 episode 2 of game of thrones for absolutely no reason at all
February 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Just dreaming about season 4 episode 2 of game of thrones for absolutely no reason at all
If you start a comment with “I know it’s a joke but” and then argue with the hypothetical in the joke? You don’t deserve comedy bc wtf do you mean i want ppl to die bc I said I wanted to prevent myself from evolving by stepping on an ancient sea creature
February 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If you start a comment with “I know it’s a joke but” and then argue with the hypothetical in the joke? You don’t deserve comedy bc wtf do you mean i want ppl to die bc I said I wanted to prevent myself from evolving by stepping on an ancient sea creature
If I know anyone on here in Pittsburgh, you can come see my solo show next month!!! It’s also going to NYC, London, and Edinburgh so be one of the first to see it!
February 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If I know anyone on here in Pittsburgh, you can come see my solo show next month!!! It’s also going to NYC, London, and Edinburgh so be one of the first to see it!
My favorite thing about babies is that they all look like this at some point
February 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My favorite thing about babies is that they all look like this at some point
Me, manic and convinced I’m the pope, outside RFKs house when they take away my meds
February 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Me, manic and convinced I’m the pope, outside RFKs house when they take away my meds
Apparently my husband didn’t know we bought our current house because I was manic. Oops!
February 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Apparently my husband didn’t know we bought our current house because I was manic. Oops!
They should make a planet that isn’t full of abject horrors
February 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
They should make a planet that isn’t full of abject horrors
The best part of the internet is the block button and you can’t change my mind
February 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The best part of the internet is the block button and you can’t change my mind
Okay call me crazy but 13 year olds did NOT tell people to k!ll themselves this much 10 years ago
February 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Okay call me crazy but 13 year olds did NOT tell people to k!ll themselves this much 10 years ago