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Maria Machado
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aqui eu só falo sobre a minha vida amorosa e minha saúde mental ( ambas estão horríveis ) 🩷
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São Paulo: cidade sem nenhum problema real onde os eleitores votam preocupados com banheiro unissex
October 8, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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Uma criança falou que eu sou bonita ( vou ficar feliz pelo resto do dia)
October 8, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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Muito estranho pensar como os animais sobreviviam sem os humanos, imagina um porquinho da índia tendo que ficar na chuva 😭😭😭
October 7, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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fabyollaveras.bsky.social
feliz 3 de outubro
dia internacional de meninas malvadas
October 3, 2024 at 3:57 AM
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October 1, 2024 at 1:43 PM
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October 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
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October 1, 2024 at 12:11 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
(face ID not recognizing me because i'm eating a burrito) i have defeated artificial intelligence
September 30, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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September 30, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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October 1, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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s2snoopy.bsky.social
A drawing of Snoopy's passport, it contains his date of birth, signature, weight, country and photo. A drawing of Woodstock's passport, it contains his date of birth, signature, weight, country and photo.
September 28, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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bunnygabby.bsky.social
Happy bunny day everyone!
the ideal body (bunny)
September 28, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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DONA DO BRASIL! Fernanda Montenegro para a ELLE Brasil.
September 26, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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luciecatnip.bsky.social
#cats

Today's art lesson:
A pic that looks like graffiti on a wall with Historia da Arte and 6 blackline sketches of cats in the style of famous painters: da Vinci Rembrandt, Monet, Pollock, Picasso and Dali
September 25, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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Bombastic side eye
A picture of two bunnies, one of whose is tilting their head towards the camera
September 25, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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September 26, 2024 at 12:27 PM
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pepe of the day
September 25, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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September 25, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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Cólica da desgraça
September 25, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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September 23, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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paesss.bsky.social
somos feitos de porra, mas não somos porra nenhuma
Bom dia 🙏
two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera
ALT: two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera
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September 23, 2024 at 9:23 AM
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the bnuuny
a rabbit standing on their hind legs next to the same rabbit sitting in loaf mode. between the two photos is the text "the ideal body"
September 23, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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fabyollaveras.bsky.social
em constante estado de

“eu vou pular lineuzinho”
September 22, 2024 at 2:08 AM
mariamachadou.bsky.social
Não é possível, essas porras só acontecem comigo
September 21, 2024 at 10:30 PM