I feel like if anyone would get sarcasm and jokes, it'd be the DoA crowd, but I've been wrong before >_>;

*adds that to her list of things to have space for in a future house*

I'm pretty sure I didn't even last a week before I forgot to check it >_>;

It might sound strange, but it's totally pastable to make noodles in the microwave.

Noodles in big bowl/measuring cup of water + salt (y'know, like you'd do on the stove). Cook for like 6 min, stir, cook for another 6 min or until it's cooked how you like your noodles done. Like, it comes out literally the same as if you were cooking it on the stove since you're just boiling pasta.

Hiyo Kirifriendo! :D