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@maretimer.bsky.social
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•they/them 🏳️‍⚧️
•saucy, in that i’m 100% tomato sauce🥫
•Niles Crane stan account 🫦
•maker of tiny things 🤏
•from the river to the sea 🇵🇸

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new pfp in celebration of Noirvember

(i wore a velvet gown to drink gin & watch tv on a night in & it was the best damn self-care ever)
i’m wearing a velvet gown, holding a gin & grapefruit juice in my hand. the picture’s in black & white but the gown and my lipstick are red
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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hi, hello, i made a tiny cheese board. thank u, that is all 🧀
a small cheese board made out of clay, i sculpted a loaf of bread, grapes and a wedge of cheese on a cutting board the cheese board next to my thumb for scale
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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@rebe-grrrl.bsky.social in her fortress, making sure no one enters without treats
Rebe the cat sitting on a small cat tree that’s surrounded by blankets and pillows
September 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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do not perceive me
Rebe holding a toy, turns around to look at the camera
September 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Pirate Parrot nooooooo!!!
the Wikipedia page of Pirate Parrot a zoomed in look at Pirate Parrot’s Wikipedia page which has drop down menus for “History” and “Cocaine scandal”
September 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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this is me btw if you even care
a discarded avocado toast squishmallow sits on a discarded end table on the curb
August 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
maretimer.bsky.social
“The Making of the Meme”
Stevie is making a meme following the disappointing Orioles/Sox 9th inning
August 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
maretimer.bsky.social
the shoulders? FREEZING
me sitting in a blue recliner in my parent’s house in 2014. i’m wearing - white cold-shoulder top and black leggings. my hair is in a side pony a closer look at this icy shoulder
July 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
maretimer.bsky.social
the photo preview looks like he’s slowly ducking out of view & it’s adorable
a screenshot of the post with the dog that looks like it’s dipping out of view
July 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
maretimer.bsky.social
can’t decide what this cloud looks like: a swan, an eighth note? the world may never know
a fluffy cloud that sort of looks like a swan or an eighth note. i really don’t know which.
July 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
maretimer.bsky.social
wearing an all orange outfit to Blue Man Group bc it’s their rival colors
i’m wearing an orange sleeveless dress with a sunflower bag strap across my chest, a crocheted pink, orange and white bandana, and a black moon pendant necklace
July 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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my body hurts but i’m hot & have iced coffee so it’s all good~
mirror selfie holding my iced coffee. i’m wearing high-waisted light denim shorts, purple house sandals, a green knit tank, a crocheted pink, orange and white bandana, and a purple ice pack on my wrist. it’s chronic pain but in a sexy summertime way
June 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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mood
a toy i have of the ladybug from A Bug’s Life, putting up his dukes
June 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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happy summer solstice 🌞
i’m holding a flower shaped pillow to my face. the pillow has a cute smile drawn on. text reads; “happy summer solstice. remember to: photosynthesize in the rays of the Sun Baby”. the Sun Baby from Teletubbies sits in the top middle of the image. Tubby Toast sits below the text. a purple hand (maybe to represent Tinky Winky) limply lies offscreen with a puddle of blood underneath, with bloody text above “do NOT forget”
June 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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haven’t drawn in a while, so brb gonna make a queer comic/short story about the strawberries i bought today
a box of strawberries in a teal box i bought at a farmer’s market
June 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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in case anyone needed the reminder 💜

(special thanks to @itsroboliz.bsky.social for creating & sending me this adorable zine)
a shiny sticker of Puppycat against a red & starry background. he is kneeling and screaming with a speech bubble that says, “QUEER FRIENDSHIP IS SACRED!”
June 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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hell summer
a Canva graphic that reads “hello summer” but it looks like “hell summer” because the “o” is replaced with a little sun
June 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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happy first day of pride, here’s me being hot & queer next to a pinball machine ✨
i’m leaning on a Bounty Hunter pinball machine that’s in my dining room, wearing a denim crop tank with embroidered shapes, orange flared pants and purple sunglasses
June 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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don’t worry guys it’s on sale
the bear chair is listed at $3,799.99 a 5% discount from $3,999.99. you’re losing money by NOT buying this
May 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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what if we kissed on the — *checks notes* Circular Bear Chair
a satellite chair made out of fuzzy teddy bears, in a creepy way, not a cute way a close up of the teddy bear chair and a few of the bears are looking directly at the camera
May 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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twin kaiju Orioles for the Twins 🧡🙏
two Oriole kaijus. one has a dress and wig on and holds a flaming baseball bat with barbed wire wrapped around it. the other Oriole points at a flaming baseball that is careening down over Minneapolis. a white orb with the Twins logo is in the center with black birds swarming it, picking it apart.
May 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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my therapist accidentally canceled today’s session, but it’s okay bc i’ll refer to this note i wrote to myself yesterday
notes app on May 13, 2025 at 5:02PM: “fuck you. i’m hot AND i’m gonna eat popcorn. i’m unstoppable”
May 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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*proudly whispering with a single tear running down my cheek* go O’s
the Oriole mascot is a kaiju shooting a laser beam from the David Rubenstein bobblehead over the LA skyline, his mouth open, eyes wide with power. the laser beam shoots out baseballs with the Los Angeles A’s logo in the middle. several lightning bolts are behind the Oriole.
May 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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average phone call with a healthcare provider: “sorry for calling you [deadname], ma’am”
a chocolate bunny with a wide-eyed blank stare and a polka dot bow tie
May 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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i am Niles and Niles is me
Niles, sitting on a couch, holding a flour sack in a baby carrier: “Last night, I dreamt my flour sack was abducted.”
May 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM