mare🍉🏳️⚧️
@maretimer.bsky.social
•they/them 🏳️⚧️
•saucy, in that i’m 100% tomato sauce🥫
•Niles Crane stan account 🫦
•maker of tiny things 🤏
•from the river to the sea 🇵🇸
https://linktr.ee/maretimer
•saucy, in that i’m 100% tomato sauce🥫
•Niles Crane stan account 🫦
•maker of tiny things 🤏
•from the river to the sea 🇵🇸
https://linktr.ee/maretimer
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it’s just me and the moldy, three-day-old donuts in the office. the dream team
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
it’s just me and the moldy, three-day-old donuts in the office. the dream team
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columbo says "one more thing" and the dykes go wild
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
columbo says "one more thing" and the dykes go wild
new pfp in celebration of Noirvember
(i wore a velvet gown to drink gin & watch tv on a night in & it was the best damn self-care ever)
(i wore a velvet gown to drink gin & watch tv on a night in & it was the best damn self-care ever)
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
new pfp in celebration of Noirvember
(i wore a velvet gown to drink gin & watch tv on a night in & it was the best damn self-care ever)
(i wore a velvet gown to drink gin & watch tv on a night in & it was the best damn self-care ever)
hi, hello, i made a tiny cheese board. thank u, that is all 🧀
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
hi, hello, i made a tiny cheese board. thank u, that is all 🧀
i was the only one wearing a leather (pleather) jacket on the bus this morning, so therefore i was the Cool One (☝️)
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i was the only one wearing a leather (pleather) jacket on the bus this morning, so therefore i was the Cool One (☝️)
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this rice
✅ can't wait to get weird 💃🏻
✅ will let you do *whatever you want* on top
✅ gets hot and ready in 20 minutes
✅ always wants to come in ur mouth
✅ can't wait to get weird 💃🏻
✅ will let you do *whatever you want* on top
✅ gets hot and ready in 20 minutes
✅ always wants to come in ur mouth
![subway ad: Swipe right on US Jasmine,
the best rice in the world.
[image on a phone of a bowl of rice on a dating app: "Jasmine, 25"]
✅Throws amazing diner parties
✅Can't wait to meet your parents
✅Up for getting spicy 🌶️ 🌶️
✅Grown right here on American farms](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:u6tvyncb3gr5eoklpjgxh2vv/bafkreicklwa32yjw42biactau3wzjcmvzdu73gwga7nglr74law3z6ljf4@jpeg)
October 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
this rice
✅ can't wait to get weird 💃🏻
✅ will let you do *whatever you want* on top
✅ gets hot and ready in 20 minutes
✅ always wants to come in ur mouth
✅ can't wait to get weird 💃🏻
✅ will let you do *whatever you want* on top
✅ gets hot and ready in 20 minutes
✅ always wants to come in ur mouth
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ALBUM ART REVEAL! get ready for the 10-year anniversary DELUXE edition of my 2015 horror-themed album Evil Beds
this is a reinterpretation of the original cover artwork, painted by @maretimer.bsky.social
this is a reinterpretation of the original cover artwork, painted by @maretimer.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
ALBUM ART REVEAL! get ready for the 10-year anniversary DELUXE edition of my 2015 horror-themed album Evil Beds
this is a reinterpretation of the original cover artwork, painted by @maretimer.bsky.social
this is a reinterpretation of the original cover artwork, painted by @maretimer.bsky.social
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don't talk to me, okay, i'm on break
September 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
don't talk to me, okay, i'm on break
@rebe-grrrl.bsky.social in her fortress, making sure no one enters without treats
September 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
@rebe-grrrl.bsky.social in her fortress, making sure no one enters without treats
do not perceive me
September 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
do not perceive me
Pirate Parrot nooooooo!!!
September 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Pirate Parrot nooooooo!!!
this is me btw if you even care
August 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
this is me btw if you even care
“The Making of the Meme”
August 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“The Making of the Meme”
my largest asset is a giant ceramic bowl shaped like a cabbage leaf that i use as my “garbage bowl”. you can pry it out of my cold, dead, garbage hands
July 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
my largest asset is a giant ceramic bowl shaped like a cabbage leaf that i use as my “garbage bowl”. you can pry it out of my cold, dead, garbage hands
the children yearn for a Charles Ponzi biopic directed by Wes Anderson
July 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM
the children yearn for a Charles Ponzi biopic directed by Wes Anderson
it’s crazy how much older i looked in my early 20s. though to be fair, i was deep in the closet and brainwashed to think i needed a husband & cold-shoulder tops
July 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
it’s crazy how much older i looked in my early 20s. though to be fair, i was deep in the closet and brainwashed to think i needed a husband & cold-shoulder tops
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What are my dreams telling me…
July 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
What are my dreams telling me…
no
graphic design but i had an edible:
graph-lit des-high-n
graph-lit des-high-n
July 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
no
graphic design but i had an edible:
graph-lit des-high-n
graph-lit des-high-n
July 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
graphic design but i had an edible:
graph-lit des-high-n
graph-lit des-high-n
can’t decide what this cloud looks like: a swan, an eighth note? the world may never know
July 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
can’t decide what this cloud looks like: a swan, an eighth note? the world may never know
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just a reminder that just like disability looks different for everyone, accessibility does too!
July 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
just a reminder that just like disability looks different for everyone, accessibility does too!