Marcus Woodard
marcuswoodard.bsky.social
Marcus Woodard
@marcuswoodard.bsky.social
Hi. What's up?
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November 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I'm sorry. I'm using Qors to put my Taco Bell on four easy payments $37.12.
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Can't hear you. Putting my house down on a trifecta of the Colts game, the high temp in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho on Thanksgiving Day, and how many women over age 45 with coats longer than waist length will be trampled on Black Friday at Best Buy's in New Mexico between 5 - 7 AM.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Bo will absolutely erode all trust on his team by saying things he knows aren't true, and expects you to believe him when you show you he's not being fully transparent or willing to push back on others. He will be regularly promoted, destroying all morale.
September 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Nice.
September 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I totally think of one and say the other.
September 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I've been busy and haven't been able to donate for a couple weeks. I come home, two phlebotomists are bantering like two servers who are best friends. I feel at home here.
August 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I hear people say things like "When *team name* is good, it is good for *sport*. When is the opposite true? When is a team being good bad for the sport?
July 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I've never actually met Ollie. He's been working on my team for seven years. His work is immaculate, on time, polished. But if you need him, you'll need to get to his Discord.
June 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Karl has yet to go four minutes without telling you how he did it at another company where he was the manager. That company needs to take him back.
June 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Alex is fine. They're no better or worse than you could get. But when they add you on WhatsApp to shit talk everyone else in the meeting is where they shine.
June 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Bryan loves to delegate. So you will need to hire someone else so he can make other people actually do his job.
June 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I didn't vote for bolo ties on the floor of the Senate certainly.
June 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
*(not your TV room)
June 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM