why did I think I'd suddenly be one of the chosen one after decades of evidence to the contrary?

Ok, 5+ runs seems like 10 run deficit I guess

Exactly. Somehow these high IQ dolts fell for the newest religion of being in a simulation and then became the dumbest people in the world

I would hardly call it “romantic”

I guess they knew “1 in 3 Americans have used a chatbot” didn’t have the same click through rates

“Golfing”

Hey look! It’s the same look of excitement I have after the quarterly meeting is finally done

Love him as a player. Personal side is another thing, but still — I just hope he’s as happy in retirement as he was at the White House visit 😕

After the background of the first two games, the only thing to fear in Philly is avoiding Tranq on the way from the hotel to the stadium. Everything else from a psychology of baseball perspective is nothing imo compared to the backdrops of the first two games