Marcus Unger
marcusunger.bsky.social
Marcus Unger
@marcusunger.bsky.social
Dodgers and vibes
They can’t come up with big innings and keep trading outs for runs like they aren’t the better lineup on paper. What a disappointment of a series for this offense so far so they better turn it around and very fucking fast
November 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Existence is pain
October 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Please muncy, end this game. Sorry Dad, your prop bet that involved Mookie getting a hit is just not worth it at this point
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
My heart's too old and fat to handle this fucking team
October 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The hardest part about any team scoring 4+ against the dodgers lately is that it feels like it’s a 10 run deficit
October 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
So not only is the offense doing its usual thing lately, they aren’t even working counts. Averaging 12 pitches per inning for gausman so the worst part of the jays stays hidden, unseen and untaxed like it’s Elon’s money
October 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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October 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The best thing about the future is that we’ll get to live 1984 and Brave New World all in one!
October 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Et tu, Emmet?
October 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
How could I forget that the Bible was originally written in binary?
September 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
One more inning left. C’mon Dodgers bullpen, you can hang on even with this tiny of a lead!
September 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I wish Dave would just start with a bullpen opener so I can lose hope at the beginning of the game instead of at the end
September 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
This better be some insane buildup to an undefeated playoff run. At this point likely as some mercy legacy team since even wildcard is starting to feel like our best case scenario
September 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Gotta love this dodgers team. After no hitting the opposition for over 8 innings as soon as the first hit/run is given up you just know in your bones we’ve lost
September 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Welcome to the dodgers Snell, we don’t fuck around with our scale of terror for injuries.
April 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Life goal: for one moment just feel as happy as BlaQ does right here
April 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It’ll be nice to see Jack get his ring tonight. And then probably pitch a complete game shutout bc welcome to baseball
March 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My house has purchased my car, valued at $100b and $85b, respectively
March 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Related announcement, I’m currently taking appointments for my workforce cybersecurity training course entitled “Select all ➡️ archive all”
March 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Love waking up to find out my bet on 173-0 is still in play.
March 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
AI is amazing. It also made me read almost all of Count of Monte Cristo after it confidently gave me about 20 incorrect locations for a passage I couldn’t remember the spot for
March 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM