Marcus the man composed entirely of fish
@marcusthefisher.bsky.social
He/Them || Ace || Marcus Travers in FFXIV || Fisher Main || LV.5 Random Encounter || Professional Sungazer || Menace
Time for the sacrificial pig (pics)
February 18, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Time for the sacrificial pig (pics)
I need all the old men that I know to stop being prideful about not going to the ER! I've lost 2 of y'all because of this shit and now my dad had to be dragged to the ER with half his damn face drooping! FFS!
February 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I need all the old men that I know to stop being prideful about not going to the ER! I've lost 2 of y'all because of this shit and now my dad had to be dragged to the ER with half his damn face drooping! FFS!
You're telling me there's a fish called a "June Sucker"? That it's out there sucking during pride month? That's a gay sucking fish!
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 PM
You're telling me there's a fish called a "June Sucker"? That it's out there sucking during pride month? That's a gay sucking fish!
Y'all ever eat a bag of chips and get confused at how you somehow emptied the pack after only eating one chip? Crazy...
January 30, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Y'all ever eat a bag of chips and get confused at how you somehow emptied the pack after only eating one chip? Crazy...
Trying to age up with Picrew is a chore but we make do 👍
January 19, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Trying to age up with Picrew is a chore but we make do 👍
It's weird how this account is becoming me only posting selfies. Here have some compensation for the distress I've caused.
January 7, 2026 at 10:28 AM
It's weird how this account is becoming me only posting selfies. Here have some compensation for the distress I've caused.
Good but decision hair hello.... whatever this expression is cut
January 7, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Good but decision hair hello.... whatever this expression is cut
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Happy new year! I tried to make this a while ago but I didn't like it and deleted it. So I made a new, better version, out now! Audio sourced from @barrykramer.bsky.social's Melody of Memories stream from several years ago.
December 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Happy new year! I tried to make this a while ago but I didn't like it and deleted it. So I made a new, better version, out now! Audio sourced from @barrykramer.bsky.social's Melody of Memories stream from several years ago.
The silence has been asking a lot of not great questions.
December 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The silence has been asking a lot of not great questions.
Merry Merrymas from the not so jolly green giant
December 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Merry Merrymas from the not so jolly green giant
Apparently I'm just at the age now where people start dropping like flies around me. Shit fucking sucks man.
December 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Apparently I'm just at the age now where people start dropping like flies around me. Shit fucking sucks man.
So I nabbed a real good deal on suspenders to try them out and the rule of every fat man looking good in suspenders does hold true
December 13, 2025 at 9:51 AM
So I nabbed a real good deal on suspenders to try them out and the rule of every fat man looking good in suspenders does hold true
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December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Is it overkill to blow up an "asian" restaurant for giving me only a tablespoonful of rice?
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Is it overkill to blow up an "asian" restaurant for giving me only a tablespoonful of rice?
Finally free from No Shave November
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Finally free from No Shave November
A peak behind the curtains
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 AM
A peak behind the curtains
Just touching the GTR for Air Riders and, so long as the game on launch does not explode, it will single-handedly validate me buying the Switch 2.
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Just touching the GTR for Air Riders and, so long as the game on launch does not explode, it will single-handedly validate me buying the Switch 2.
Happy Halloween from the two saddest animals in the world
October 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Happy Halloween from the two saddest animals in the world
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thanks discord for reminding me of this
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
thanks discord for reminding me of this
Picked up a fidget spinner for a cent and I'm ngl this shit slaps when you're idle
October 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Picked up a fidget spinner for a cent and I'm ngl this shit slaps when you're idle
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The clown is the one with the psychology degree btw
🎯Critical Hit on Woolie 🎯
@wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social + guest star Edmund McMillen
@wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social + guest star Edmund McMillen
October 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The clown is the one with the psychology degree btw
Brotherly bonding between the animals
October 9, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Brotherly bonding between the animals
I'm being sized up by the frog syndicate's head honchos while cleaning the pond.
September 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'm being sized up by the frog syndicate's head honchos while cleaning the pond.
Miserable pig fashion show
September 23, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Miserable pig fashion show
