The purpose of the sausage was for the family to shout ‘Sausage!’ when the sausage appeared.

Applies to UK metal too 😬

But I do like cars.

I was at the CES Show recently and saw AI powered toasters, cat food dispensers and LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING THING ELSE.

I’d like to say it’s better than then but it’s not.

Oddly it only exists to make our cable and internet cheaper!

I was showering recently and found a hard lump on my back. Was initially worried it might be nefarious and had a brief moment of concern before the ‘lump’ detached and I was holding a plastic self-adhesive jewel that must have escaped from one of my daughter’s many craft projects.