Hi @indiawilloughby.bsky.social I just DM'd you, I don't know if you will get it as you don't follow me. Don't worry, nothing sinister 🤣 x

Always a day behind the rest of the world on #OnlyConnect but I feel it important to point out that Matt from the Tea Totallers is definitely this year's guilty crush: clever, geeky, floppy hair, polite, Elvis-impersonator and all-round cutie. There, I've said it 🥰

Well I'm going to say it, none of them deserve to go out. Can we have 5 couples in the final please? #strictly

According to Adrian Chiles and another guy on BBC Five Live, people can't understand Starmer when he uses long sentences to explain his 6 point plan. He needs a three-word slogan so people can remember 🙄

We are not all illiterate morons.

Good morning! If you've found my 'UK news and politics' starter pack useful to get you up and running on @bsky.app, please spread the word to new users by giving this a repost.

Cheers!

go.bsky.app/VNsC9bL

I'm not sure who @bsky.app thinks it is but I've been here a few days yet and haven't had to call anyone a c*nt. I had no idea such a place existed.

* see how I'm even redacting the word out of respect for nice people.

I've just heard the umpire at the #ATPFinals tell the crowd to turn their camera flashes off, and the fact that the Italian for mobile phones is TELEFONINI is possibly the best thing I've ever heard 🥰

Well hellooo @bsky.app I have finally ditched the toxic musky one 👋