Marci Robin
@marcirobin.bsky.social
Freelance beauty editor & writer (Allure contributing editor; previously Good Housekeeping, NewBeauty, xoVain; bylines all over the place), OK singer.
I need someone to do a deep dive on the schmucktator’s blatant misuse of “thank you for your attention to this matter.”
June 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I need someone to do a deep dive on the schmucktator’s blatant misuse of “thank you for your attention to this matter.”
Is there really not *one* journalist who’s willing to potentially ruin their career/become a folk hero and ask Trump, “Why are you so full of shit?”
April 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Is there really not *one* journalist who’s willing to potentially ruin their career/become a folk hero and ask Trump, “Why are you so full of shit?”
I’m a beauty writer with pretty gnarly brain fog, and I just wrote and *almost* published an article about “Christina Aguilera’s French manure.”
April 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’m a beauty writer with pretty gnarly brain fog, and I just wrote and *almost* published an article about “Christina Aguilera’s French manure.”
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HISTORY AND/OR FASHION NERDS: ASSEMBLE! And thank you style maven @marcirobin.bsky.social for your inquiry.
I’m writing a book about #abrahamlincoln for @Grand Central Publishing and this is what I think about all day. #fashionhistory #americanhistory#americanhistory#lincolnbio #biographer #lincolnbiograph...
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April 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
HISTORY AND/OR FASHION NERDS: ASSEMBLE! And thank you style maven @marcirobin.bsky.social for your inquiry.
Has anyone done any studies on why the lack of punctuation/grammar in social media posts and memes is inherently humorous? I sincerely would love to read about this.
March 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Has anyone done any studies on why the lack of punctuation/grammar in social media posts and memes is inherently humorous? I sincerely would love to read about this.
When I go to a friend’s house and they announce to their pet, “AUNT Marci’s here”—like, is there any greater honor?
March 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
When I go to a friend’s house and they announce to their pet, “AUNT Marci’s here”—like, is there any greater honor?
More unrealistic body standards at Paris Fashion Week
March 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
More unrealistic body standards at Paris Fashion Week
Every time they applaud, they know he's lying. They're just so hateful that they pretend to believe him in order to keep his hateful *and* gullible supporters distracted from how they're being harmed nearly as much as the people they hate.
March 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Every time they applaud, they know he's lying. They're just so hateful that they pretend to believe him in order to keep his hateful *and* gullible supporters distracted from how they're being harmed nearly as much as the people they hate.
Quentin Tarantino looks like if Michael Shannon and Randy Quaid crashed into each other really hard.
March 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Quentin Tarantino looks like if Michael Shannon and Randy Quaid crashed into each other really hard.
The feminine urge to drive around with the windows down blasting "Lothlórien" by Enya
February 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The feminine urge to drive around with the windows down blasting "Lothlórien" by Enya
I was recently diagnosed with lupus, and it explains such a wide range of symptoms I’ve had over the years. So from now on, I’m just gonna blame everything bad on lupus.
Stub my toe? Lupus.
Overwater my favorite plant? Lupus.
Comically incompetent descent into fascism? Lupus.
Stub my toe? Lupus.
Overwater my favorite plant? Lupus.
Comically incompetent descent into fascism? Lupus.
February 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I was recently diagnosed with lupus, and it explains such a wide range of symptoms I’ve had over the years. So from now on, I’m just gonna blame everything bad on lupus.
Stub my toe? Lupus.
Overwater my favorite plant? Lupus.
Comically incompetent descent into fascism? Lupus.
Stub my toe? Lupus.
Overwater my favorite plant? Lupus.
Comically incompetent descent into fascism? Lupus.
Guys, should I do karaoke at my neurologist’s office?
February 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Guys, should I do karaoke at my neurologist’s office?
Sometimes it occurs to me that if we live long enough, we’re all inevitably going to trip and fall *at least* one more time, and that really bums me out.
February 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Sometimes it occurs to me that if we live long enough, we’re all inevitably going to trip and fall *at least* one more time, and that really bums me out.
Hot take at my doctor’s office.
February 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Hot take at my doctor’s office.
What if Elon Musk came up from hell and was like “It’s pronounced doggy”
February 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
What if Elon Musk came up from hell and was like “It’s pronounced doggy”
OK Paris Fashion Week, I see you.
January 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
OK Paris Fashion Week, I see you.
Why does my brain always mash up Johnny B Goode, Born in the USA, and the theme song from The Nanny?
January 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Why does my brain always mash up Johnny B Goode, Born in the USA, and the theme song from The Nanny?
Did y’all see that cutaway to someone’s Ring doorbell cam when Glenn Close was talking at the #GoldenGlobes?
January 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Did y’all see that cutaway to someone’s Ring doorbell cam when Glenn Close was talking at the #GoldenGlobes?
What is up with the weird #GoldenGlobes announcer script tonight? The commercial break outro voice over just said, “Did you hear that Sharon Stone is coming up next? Well, you’d be right!” I’m sorry, what?
January 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
What is up with the weird #GoldenGlobes announcer script tonight? The commercial break outro voice over just said, “Did you hear that Sharon Stone is coming up next? Well, you’d be right!” I’m sorry, what?
I know Christmas is over but I keep thinking about these lyrics: “A child, a child shivers in the cold. Let us bring him silver and gold.” Like, that is clearly not the solution to the problem you yourself just identified.
December 29, 2024 at 5:08 PM
I know Christmas is over but I keep thinking about these lyrics: “A child, a child shivers in the cold. Let us bring him silver and gold.” Like, that is clearly not the solution to the problem you yourself just identified.
My fiancé’s little cousin got this Christmas gift and apparently it’s everything a precious young lady needs to create an atomic bomb?
December 28, 2024 at 12:31 AM
My fiancé’s little cousin got this Christmas gift and apparently it’s everything a precious young lady needs to create an atomic bomb?
13 years ago today, a woman with a Missouri area code texted me this photo and angrily refused to believe she had the wrong number. I think of her every holiday season and how she taught me the true meaning of Christmas: incredulous rage.
December 22, 2024 at 4:58 PM
13 years ago today, a woman with a Missouri area code texted me this photo and angrily refused to believe she had the wrong number. I think of her every holiday season and how she taught me the true meaning of Christmas: incredulous rage.
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An underrated feeling is when you meet someone, and you realize you have a mutual friend, so you take a picture together and send it to that friend with no context. What a rush!
December 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
An underrated feeling is when you meet someone, and you realize you have a mutual friend, so you take a picture together and send it to that friend with no context. What a rush!
December 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM