Marc
@marchetype.bsky.social
Reposted by Marc
[Robot leaping about an orgy dodging flopping tits and swinging dongs, until he slips and his left nut is chopped off by a dominatrix's paddle. He picks up his nut and welds it back on.]
"My name is Cuckbert. I am a robot from Planet Submissive. I can put my nuts back on. You can't. So play safe."
"My name is Cuckbert. I am a robot from Planet Submissive. I can put my nuts back on. You can't. So play safe."
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
[Robot leaping about an orgy dodging flopping tits and swinging dongs, until he slips and his left nut is chopped off by a dominatrix's paddle. He picks up his nut and welds it back on.]
"My name is Cuckbert. I am a robot from Planet Submissive. I can put my nuts back on. You can't. So play safe."
"My name is Cuckbert. I am a robot from Planet Submissive. I can put my nuts back on. You can't. So play safe."
[Robot leaping about an orgy dodging flopping tits and swinging dongs, until he slips and his left nut is chopped off by a dominatrix's paddle. He picks up his nut and welds it back on.]
"My name is Cuckbert. I am a robot from Planet Submissive. I can put my nuts back on. You can't. So play safe."
"My name is Cuckbert. I am a robot from Planet Submissive. I can put my nuts back on. You can't. So play safe."
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
[Robot leaping about an orgy dodging flopping tits and swinging dongs, until he slips and his left nut is chopped off by a dominatrix's paddle. He picks up his nut and welds it back on.]
"My name is Cuckbert. I am a robot from Planet Submissive. I can put my nuts back on. You can't. So play safe."
"My name is Cuckbert. I am a robot from Planet Submissive. I can put my nuts back on. You can't. So play safe."
Families of six kids have families of two kids have families of one kid. Established families concentrate wealth downward as we inch toward the boomer death cliff.
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Families of six kids have families of two kids have families of one kid. Established families concentrate wealth downward as we inch toward the boomer death cliff.
Former neighbour whose kids waited for the bus in front of my house recognized me somewhere and I almost said it's so weird seeing you with a bra.
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Former neighbour whose kids waited for the bus in front of my house recognized me somewhere and I almost said it's so weird seeing you with a bra.
It's certainly a field of F-bodies but that guy is the pinnacle of "I know what I have.'
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It's certainly a field of F-bodies but that guy is the pinnacle of "I know what I have.'
It's a product of the diagnosable's fixation on justice drowning their ability to care about any other detail. It's all awful but it's people who have been ruining their own day over "fair" since some other kid got more cookies. Can't self-flagellate with caring about punishing people who won't be.
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It's a product of the diagnosable's fixation on justice drowning their ability to care about any other detail. It's all awful but it's people who have been ruining their own day over "fair" since some other kid got more cookies. Can't self-flagellate with caring about punishing people who won't be.
It's like snowoowowwwow on your moooving day
November 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It's like snowoowowwwow on your moooving day
I guess I misread, 2023 they dropped Hockey Canada and their IIHF contracts are ending. Looks like 2026 Olympics is final IIHF Nike tournament and Bauer is the "developmental tournaments" starting this year. They're all made in Quebec by SP.
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I guess I misread, 2023 they dropped Hockey Canada and their IIHF contracts are ending. Looks like 2026 Olympics is final IIHF Nike tournament and Bauer is the "developmental tournaments" starting this year. They're all made in Quebec by SP.
Nike's apparel license was separate from Bauer, Bauer has been separated since 2008. Nike dropped the IIHF thing over the 2018 WJHC thing.
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Nike's apparel license was separate from Bauer, Bauer has been separated since 2008. Nike dropped the IIHF thing over the 2018 WJHC thing.
The lack of hotels turns it into a locals only show when it's in a place like Regina too. If you're driving in from Weyburn and staying at Auntie Rhonda's it's a different thing than traveling in from other parts of the country.
November 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The lack of hotels turns it into a locals only show when it's in a place like Regina too. If you're driving in from Weyburn and staying at Auntie Rhonda's it's a different thing than traveling in from other parts of the country.
Grey Cup tickets are about as good of long term investment as milk. 2015 sold out two days before, 2016 they were basically given away, 2018 and 2019 didn't sell out, 2022 was basically worthless after the Riders were out. It's now more common to have a four-digit tickets left than sell out.
November 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Grey Cup tickets are about as good of long term investment as milk. 2015 sold out two days before, 2016 they were basically given away, 2018 and 2019 didn't sell out, 2022 was basically worthless after the Riders were out. It's now more common to have a four-digit tickets left than sell out.
The long wheelbase has a 95 litre fuel tank and all the W-body front end stuff fits, and in the back the AWD ones were true IRS and you can get Bilsteins for them. 2005 AWD Uplander is designed to be a base for a poverty Cannonball.
November 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The long wheelbase has a 95 litre fuel tank and all the W-body front end stuff fits, and in the back the AWD ones were true IRS and you can get Bilsteins for them. 2005 AWD Uplander is designed to be a base for a poverty Cannonball.
You have to sing it as a Ramones song: "Banned For Life From Emo Hooters"
October 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You have to sing it as a Ramones song: "Banned For Life From Emo Hooters"
It's tough cleaning out an elderly relative's home and finding out their prized possessions are too new to have been in an Eaton's catalogue.
October 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It's tough cleaning out an elderly relative's home and finding out their prized possessions are too new to have been in an Eaton's catalogue.
Letterkenny did everlasting damage to both the actual way Canadians talk and the perceived way Canadians talk.
October 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Letterkenny did everlasting damage to both the actual way Canadians talk and the perceived way Canadians talk.
It amazes me that a country with unlimited resources to feed, house and transport its population is a real estate Ponzi scheme funded by exporting those resources at a discount.
October 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It amazes me that a country with unlimited resources to feed, house and transport its population is a real estate Ponzi scheme funded by exporting those resources at a discount.
In the first year since 1967 Canada has national pride this is who gets picked. At least it's not Blue Rodeo?
October 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
In the first year since 1967 Canada has national pride this is who gets picked. At least it's not Blue Rodeo?
Noriginal Kings of Comedy
October 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Noriginal Kings of Comedy
My ward is just two people, pro-everything and anti-everything.
October 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My ward is just two people, pro-everything and anti-everything.
Die Young came on when I was driving home with alcohol poisoning the day after my 30th birthday. I started crying with my head out the car window, in the rain, trying not to throw up an iced coffee. #memories
October 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Die Young came on when I was driving home with alcohol poisoning the day after my 30th birthday. I started crying with my head out the car window, in the rain, trying not to throw up an iced coffee. #memories
I think they should do something with all the modern construction but flat bottom, wedge shaped, no wing profiles, no telemetry and mechanical throttle/gear change. Basically the most extreme version of Grand Prix Legends.
October 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I think they should do something with all the modern construction but flat bottom, wedge shaped, no wing profiles, no telemetry and mechanical throttle/gear change. Basically the most extreme version of Grand Prix Legends.