Marc
@marchetype.bsky.social
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[Robot leaping about an orgy dodging flopping tits and swinging dongs, until he slips and his left nut is chopped off by a dominatrix's paddle. He picks up his nut and welds it back on.]
"My name is Cuckbert. I am a robot from Planet Submissive. I can put my nuts back on. You can't. So play safe."
"My name is Cuckbert. I am a robot from Planet Submissive. I can put my nuts back on. You can't. So play safe."
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
[Robot leaping about an orgy dodging flopping tits and swinging dongs, until he slips and his left nut is chopped off by a dominatrix's paddle. He picks up his nut and welds it back on.]
"My name is Cuckbert. I am a robot from Planet Submissive. I can put my nuts back on. You can't. So play safe."
"My name is Cuckbert. I am a robot from Planet Submissive. I can put my nuts back on. You can't. So play safe."
They invented generative AI so they could say the THROATUS pictures are deep fakes when they leak.
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
They invented generative AI so they could say the THROATUS pictures are deep fakes when they leak.
NASCAR is so hard up that Coofandy is sponsoring a car. Is Rlawtdor next?
October 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
NASCAR is so hard up that Coofandy is sponsoring a car. Is Rlawtdor next?
Watermelon, product of Canada! Global warming kicks ass. Let's burn diesel until we have bananas.
September 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Watermelon, product of Canada! Global warming kicks ass. Let's burn diesel until we have bananas.
Order in the Food Court of Justice
July 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Order in the Food Court of Justice
Making a series of public service announcements about home economics called "Dinner: It's What's For Dinner"
July 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Making a series of public service announcements about home economics called "Dinner: It's What's For Dinner"
Townsend Bell with a cocaine joke wasn't on my bingo card but wasn't far off either.
May 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Townsend Bell with a cocaine joke wasn't on my bingo card but wasn't far off either.
It's Facebook Marxistplace, give according to your ability and take according to your need.
April 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It's Facebook Marxistplace, give according to your ability and take according to your need.
It doesn't make sense to leave Canada for the big automakers. Canadian made vehicles are already selling profitably in the US for double digit percentages more than in Canada.
2025 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 RST - $66,499 CAD retail
$58,390 US retail = $83,188 CAD = 25.1% more
2025 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 RST - $66,499 CAD retail
$58,390 US retail = $83,188 CAD = 25.1% more
April 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It doesn't make sense to leave Canada for the big automakers. Canadian made vehicles are already selling profitably in the US for double digit percentages more than in Canada.
2025 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 RST - $66,499 CAD retail
$58,390 US retail = $83,188 CAD = 25.1% more
2025 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 RST - $66,499 CAD retail
$58,390 US retail = $83,188 CAD = 25.1% more
Is it possible for the NYSE to start with a limit down at the opening bell?
April 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Is it possible for the NYSE to start with a limit down at the opening bell?
Unspecified Threats sounds like the title of a late 90s thriller movie. The layers of exposition eventually lead to the conclusion the villain is paranoid schizophrenia.
March 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Unspecified Threats sounds like the title of a late 90s thriller movie. The layers of exposition eventually lead to the conclusion the villain is paranoid schizophrenia.
Need more "pallet jack" and less "jack it, pal" in the warehouse you guys.
March 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Need more "pallet jack" and less "jack it, pal" in the warehouse you guys.
Everything went to hell when they switched from the Pil Cube to the Piltangular Prism.
March 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Everything went to hell when they switched from the Pil Cube to the Piltangular Prism.
I thought they were going to line up time change and international women's day but they couldn't figure out how to make it only 17 hours.
March 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I thought they were going to line up time change and international women's day but they couldn't figure out how to make it only 17 hours.
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Getting absolutely gord faced on a half dozen hoserbombs
March 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Getting absolutely gord faced on a half dozen hoserbombs
I must be on a bulletin board the way I'm under a tack.
March 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I must be on a bulletin board the way I'm under a tack.
Eventually the time arises to hammer our plowshares back into swords.
February 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Eventually the time arises to hammer our plowshares back into swords.
I bet people who read Homer won't be as mad about Christopher Nolan's Odyssey as the people who read Ready Player One were about the movie.
February 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I bet people who read Homer won't be as mad about Christopher Nolan's Odyssey as the people who read Ready Player One were about the movie.
Getting a DQ ice cream cake with Spiderman that says "I'm finna sling some web on u" for V-day
February 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Getting a DQ ice cream cake with Spiderman that says "I'm finna sling some web on u" for V-day
Take all of that steel the US wants to tariff and build Energy East. Twin track the entire CN and CP main lines while we're at it.
February 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Take all of that steel the US wants to tariff and build Energy East. Twin track the entire CN and CP main lines while we're at it.
For the other people who search DadBoner on here once a week powermoves.bsky.social has an account we need to give an audience.
Mike Burns (@powermoves.bsky.social)
powermoves.bsky.social
February 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
For the other people who search DadBoner on here once a week powermoves.bsky.social has an account we need to give an audience.
Like Narcan we're bustin the slump
February 7, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Like Narcan we're bustin the slump
The only person who can stop this is FedSmoker.
February 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The only person who can stop this is FedSmoker.
Imagine how much better the world would be right now if United 93 hit a PayPal board meeting instead of that field.
February 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Imagine how much better the world would be right now if United 93 hit a PayPal board meeting instead of that field.
I made this casserole to own the libs, it has nothing to do with me running out of tater tots while assembling it.
January 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I made this casserole to own the libs, it has nothing to do with me running out of tater tots while assembling it.