Mara Rosewater
@maraisbored.bsky.social
Magic player, proxy maker, gaylor, and Mariners fan. She/her
You will be visited by three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
New Pride merch just dropped.
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
New Pride merch just dropped.
Check out this Magic: The Gathering themed PC.
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Check out this Magic: The Gathering themed PC.
Sarah Sherman + wig is an unbeatable combination.
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Sarah Sherman + wig is an unbeatable combination.
Hi, this is Seattle Mariner Josh Naylor. I am on the way to the airport to sign my $92.5 million contract but I left my wallet at home and don’t have a way to pay for the Uber. Please send me a $100 Amazon gift card so I can sign my contract and in return, I will give you a part of my signing bonus.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Hi, this is Seattle Mariner Josh Naylor. I am on the way to the airport to sign my $92.5 million contract but I left my wallet at home and don’t have a way to pay for the Uber. Please send me a $100 Amazon gift card so I can sign my contract and in return, I will give you a part of my signing bonus.
Check out this amazing photo of the northern lights I took last night. I set it as my desktop background on my Mac.
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Check out this amazing photo of the northern lights I took last night. I set it as my desktop background on my Mac.
Good news Karlach cosplayers, there’s a new culturally relevant hot crimson demon lady you can reuse your body paint and horns on.
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Good news Karlach cosplayers, there’s a new culturally relevant hot crimson demon lady you can reuse your body paint and horns on.
If this card was released today, I’m certain some Magic player would be accusing it of being AI art too.
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If this card was released today, I’m certain some Magic player would be accusing it of being AI art too.
For anyone who lives in the Seattle area, here’s an easy way to earn $300.
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
For anyone who lives in the Seattle area, here’s an easy way to earn $300.
Oh yeah. Please validate my purchase, 3DMark.
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Oh yeah. Please validate my purchase, 3DMark.
Damn, blown out by Thoracle combo in a bracket 3 game. Tough luck, Cuomo.
November 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Damn, blown out by Thoracle combo in a bracket 3 game. Tough luck, Cuomo.
Mariners fans to Blue Jays fans after losing game 7 in devastating fashion.
November 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Mariners fans to Blue Jays fans after losing game 7 in devastating fashion.
Open the schools. The girls are forgetting about the reputation era.
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Open the schools. The girls are forgetting about the reputation era.
Cal and Vlad pulling up to Dodger Stadium.
October 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Cal and Vlad pulling up to Dodger Stadium.
As a palette cleanser for my fellow Mariners fans, here’s our cat’s Catsco warehouse.
October 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
As a palette cleanser for my fellow Mariners fans, here’s our cat’s Catsco warehouse.
Proof of cat. I suck at taking photos and the cat is photo shy.
October 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Proof of cat. I suck at taking photos and the cat is photo shy.
Well this aged poorly for this Blue Jays fan. He was practically licking his lips over Bryce Miller starting tonight.
October 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Well this aged poorly for this Blue Jays fan. He was practically licking his lips over Bryce Miller starting tonight.
This is so me coded.
October 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This is so me coded.
Imagine telling a Mariners fan that the guy who almost blew a 5 run lead in the 9th against the Rangers last season would go on to have a masterful pitching performance to help send the team to the ALCS.
October 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Imagine telling a Mariners fan that the guy who almost blew a 5 run lead in the 9th against the Rangers last season would go on to have a masterful pitching performance to help send the team to the ALCS.
