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Shut the fuck up
Holy fuck this made me feel nostalgic
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
True story
October 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I didn't feel comfortable peeing standing up until like my late 20s, and now I kinda miss it.
October 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
No you can't make me
October 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
And also yr gay
October 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagueries of perception. Temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose.
October 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Nothing's free, kid. Best get some blood sacrifices ready
October 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Organizing my life around practice of repeatedly embracing stillness and feeling into the rich complexity of my changing body why I don't mind if I do
October 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Oh cool it's four times a day now 🙏😇
October 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Can't hurt! (jk it hurts a lot)
September 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You're gonna love it
September 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Same bestie
September 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Play to win, cowards
September 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I am not normal please don't listen to me
September 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Scam Likely won't stop hollerin'
September 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Happened to me once, except instead of "wow!" He said "for real?!" And I replied "I know, right?!"
September 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM