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Dilation is great because the only thing better than having a pussy is using a pussy
October 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Dilation is great because the only thing better than having a pussy is using a pussy
Kind of falling in love with dilation because I'm a huge weirdo
October 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Kind of falling in love with dilation because I'm a huge weirdo
Best surgery trip ever. Put my feet in the Atlantic Ocean before heading home 💜💜 @imharperoneill.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Best surgery trip ever. Put my feet in the Atlantic Ocean before heading home 💜💜 @imharperoneill.bsky.social
Bottom surgery will not make you enlightened. Meditating three times a day with a dilator up your (very confused) new cooter might
September 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Bottom surgery will not make you enlightened. Meditating three times a day with a dilator up your (very confused) new cooter might
Reposted by m-a-r-z-i-p-a-n
Me: "-and I never spoke to them again 🤣"
My therapist: 😐
Me: "😆?"
Therapist: ✍️😐
Me: "...ah beans"
My therapist: 😐
Me: "😆?"
Therapist: ✍️😐
Me: "...ah beans"
September 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Me: "-and I never spoke to them again 🤣"
My therapist: 😐
Me: "😆?"
Therapist: ✍️😐
Me: "...ah beans"
My therapist: 😐
Me: "😆?"
Therapist: ✍️😐
Me: "...ah beans"
One last hurrah with @imharperoneill.bsky.social before they gore my crotch tomorrow
September 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
One last hurrah with @imharperoneill.bsky.social before they gore my crotch tomorrow
Two more days
September 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Two more days
Make therapist laugh = 1 point to client
Make client cry = 1 point to therapist
Make client cry = 1 point to therapist
September 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Make therapist laugh = 1 point to client
Make client cry = 1 point to therapist
Make client cry = 1 point to therapist
When starting with a new therapist it's important to first demonstrate that you are better at their job than they are.
September 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
When starting with a new therapist it's important to first demonstrate that you are better at their job than they are.
Motherfucker can do anything for two weeks
September 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Motherfucker can do anything for two weeks
Accidental Expidition 33 cosplay
(I had no idea I was going to pax when I picked this outfit)
(I had no idea I was going to pax when I picked this outfit)
September 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Accidental Expidition 33 cosplay
(I had no idea I was going to pax when I picked this outfit)
(I had no idea I was going to pax when I picked this outfit)
The destiny of every bound thing is to be unbound
August 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The destiny of every bound thing is to be unbound
Angrily pacing my livingroom while I wait for them to cut my dick off.
August 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Angrily pacing my livingroom while I wait for them to cut my dick off.
I think everything is going to be ok. Everything could go away tomorrow and it would still be ok. This is a very good ride.
August 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I think everything is going to be ok. Everything could go away tomorrow and it would still be ok. This is a very good ride.
Gender dysphoria: 🙅♀️❌️
Genderalized anxiety disorder: 🙆♀️✅️
Genderalized anxiety disorder: 🙆♀️✅️
August 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Gender dysphoria: 🙅♀️❌️
Genderalized anxiety disorder: 🙆♀️✅️
Genderalized anxiety disorder: 🙆♀️✅️
I refuse to work with a therapist who isn't secretly the limb of a vast and unknowable eldrich god
August 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I refuse to work with a therapist who isn't secretly the limb of a vast and unknowable eldrich god
I refuse to work with a therapist who couldn't beat me in a fight
August 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I refuse to work with a therapist who couldn't beat me in a fight
I refuse to work with a therapist who doesn't swear at least once in the first meeting.
August 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I refuse to work with a therapist who doesn't swear at least once in the first meeting.
I refuse to work with a therapist who doesn't have visible tattoos
August 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I refuse to work with a therapist who doesn't have visible tattoos
Let's fucking GOOOOOOOO
August 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Let's fucking GOOOOOOOO
Just because I'm mad at you doesn't mean I don't know you're acting ways because of reasons
August 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Just because I'm mad at you doesn't mean I don't know you're acting ways because of reasons