Max
@mara-mara.bsky.social
I wanna get top surgery the same way you find some cool shit at a thrift store.
June 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I wanna get top surgery the same way you find some cool shit at a thrift store.
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Fuck, I just bought these bras! #transdayofvisability
April 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Fuck, I just bought these bras! #transdayofvisability
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[sexting]
HIM: omg i want you so bad
ME: babe i wanna make you go plinko
HIM: are…are you price is right sexting me rn
ME: cum on doowwwn
HIM: omg i want you so bad
ME: babe i wanna make you go plinko
HIM: are…are you price is right sexting me rn
ME: cum on doowwwn
March 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
[sexting]
HIM: omg i want you so bad
ME: babe i wanna make you go plinko
HIM: are…are you price is right sexting me rn
ME: cum on doowwwn
HIM: omg i want you so bad
ME: babe i wanna make you go plinko
HIM: are…are you price is right sexting me rn
ME: cum on doowwwn
Imagine owning a blow up doll.
You get home, open the box, unfold this inflatable pool toy, and then spend 20 minutes inflating this vaguely human thing, deciding that you're going to fuck it after you're out of breath from blowing it up.
You get home, open the box, unfold this inflatable pool toy, and then spend 20 minutes inflating this vaguely human thing, deciding that you're going to fuck it after you're out of breath from blowing it up.
March 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Imagine owning a blow up doll.
You get home, open the box, unfold this inflatable pool toy, and then spend 20 minutes inflating this vaguely human thing, deciding that you're going to fuck it after you're out of breath from blowing it up.
You get home, open the box, unfold this inflatable pool toy, and then spend 20 minutes inflating this vaguely human thing, deciding that you're going to fuck it after you're out of breath from blowing it up.
You Leprechaun or leprechaun't, there's no lepretry, but we can always leprosy what happens
February 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You Leprechaun or leprechaun't, there's no lepretry, but we can always leprosy what happens
Gender to me is wearing men's pants, a women's crop top, and getting irritated when being referred to
February 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Gender to me is wearing men's pants, a women's crop top, and getting irritated when being referred to
Republicans want to ban IVF because they don't want us queer and lesbian couples to have abortions NOT FAIR
February 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Republicans want to ban IVF because they don't want us queer and lesbian couples to have abortions NOT FAIR
Give your color blind friend a Rubik's cube and tell them to solve it, but they don't know You painted all of the stickers the same color
February 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Give your color blind friend a Rubik's cube and tell them to solve it, but they don't know You painted all of the stickers the same color
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Can we get the senate twink on the inside of DOGE so he can cause some chaos? I think we need that. Just spitballing and open to other ideas.
February 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Can we get the senate twink on the inside of DOGE so he can cause some chaos? I think we need that. Just spitballing and open to other ideas.
Okay, I think AI is good at something: recreating the style of medieval, pre-Renaissance paintings. Slightly uncanny, but you kinda understand what's going on
February 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Okay, I think AI is good at something: recreating the style of medieval, pre-Renaissance paintings. Slightly uncanny, but you kinda understand what's going on
Watching everyone so nonchalantly adjust their posture during a workplace safety course
February 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Watching everyone so nonchalantly adjust their posture during a workplace safety course
"Gulf of America" can be like a nickname or something, Maybe an inside joke, because I can't seriously believe anyone is actually going to call The Gulf of Mexico that
February 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
"Gulf of America" can be like a nickname or something, Maybe an inside joke, because I can't seriously believe anyone is actually going to call The Gulf of Mexico that
I swear, frozen french fries have mediocrity engineered into them
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I swear, frozen french fries have mediocrity engineered into them
My body is a machine that turns Courthouse Coffee into Jury Dooty
February 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My body is a machine that turns Courthouse Coffee into Jury Dooty
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lol I’m here for it
January 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
lol I’m here for it
Oh, that's cute 🤢
The federal government's new top HR attorney has said "Consent is probably modern society’s most pernicious fetish" and "Slaves owe us reparations," according to a new report from @pogo.org. www.pogo.org/investigatio...
“Raging Misogynist” Now Federal Government H.R.’s Top Lawyer
The Office of Personnel Management’s new general counsel has a history of racist and sexist social media posts.
www.pogo.org
January 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Oh, that's cute 🤢
Forever in my heart 💚🤍❤️
January 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Forever in my heart 💚🤍❤️
Blood Drive sounds like a good title for a vampire heist movie
January 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Blood Drive sounds like a good title for a vampire heist movie
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Ketamine Kaiser Kan’t help himself.
January 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ketamine Kaiser Kan’t help himself.