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they/them | 21+ | hsr, jjba, aa, d&d | rts and fic
ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/meathermac
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maplekeenes.bsky.social
find your people, then you'll find yourself
#sundayhsr 🪽
💫 astral express as family, sunday needs a hug
sunday gets invited to movie night with the express crew and has feelings about it.
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/68331236
find your people, then you'll find yourself by meathermac summary: Distantly, he thinks about Robin. She had always been the more social of the two of them, even when neither of them really had friends growing up. Robin was the one invited to sleepovers and movie nights and the like—Sunday was the one who stayed up late into the night just to read over the missive the Family had given him. But Robin was also the one who stayed up late with him and told him about the movie she’d just seen and how she’d like to watch it with him at some point. Sunday had appreciated the gesture, but he’d never quite understood how she couldn’t tell how busy he was with everything, and had assumed that when she stopped asking she’d simply figured out that he didn’t have the time and was being respectful of that. (Sunday knows now that there was simply no point in her asking a question she already knew the answer to. He had not convinced her that he didn’t have the time—he had simply crushed the hope that he would make some for her.) * or, sunday gets invited to movie night and has feelings about it.
July 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
maplekeenes.bsky.social
my favorite teacher duo #anaxahsr #hyacinehsr
hyacine: it's pride month, you know what that means professor anaxa anaxa: what anaxa: do you want me to like anaxa: do gay alchemy anaxa: what anaxa: also it's anaxagoras hyacine: [chimera thumbs-up emoji]
June 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
maplekeenes.bsky.social
frutillas con crema
#ifaron 💉🦇
💫 missing scene, nsfw, top ifa/bottom ororon
ifa and ororon take advantage of having the room to themselves following cacucu's stay in the palais mermonia.
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/65824204
frutillas con crema by meathermac summary: Ifa realizes, basically as soon as the Traveler says that Cacucu is going to have to stay in the Palais Mermonia for a few days, that he is either going to have to suddenly start winning a lot of rock-paper-scissors games or forfeit control of his dick for the next couple of nights. ♡ or, ifa and ororon have some fun while they have the room to themselves.
June 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
maplekeenes.bsky.social
+ a swing and a miss from caelus
a text conversation formatted to look like an hsr in-game chat. caelus: [sends the same picture of ratio looking pensive surrounded by mathematical equations as the post prior] c: I want him aventurine: I'll kill you
March 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
maplekeenes.bsky.social
due to budget cuts (topaz blocked him) aventurine was only able to find one person to do this meme with him

#ratiorine 🛁🦚
a text chat formatted to look like the hsr in-game chat. aventurine: [sends a photo of ratio looking pensive with mathematical equations surrounding him] a: I want him ratio: ... r: I... r: It's always him and never a therapist.
March 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
maplekeenes.bsky.social
waste your time (the pleasure's all mine)
#ratiorine 🛁🦚
💫 fantasy au, dragon!ratio
aventurine falls in love with a mysterious scholar, who ends up being the dragon protecting the village he lives in. lots and lots of dragon sex ensues.
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/61537861
There is a dragon in a nearby cave who is said to hoard knowledge instead of jewels, to thrive on the thrill of learning rather than that of the hunt, to believe that humans—at their core—are more than just food to be eaten. The village by that cave reveres this dragon, even though they’ve never seen them. Isn’t that even more of a reason to worship them? For the fact that they seem to be so completely disinterested in their people? This little village had attempted to sacrifice someone to their dragon protector once, and the sacrifice was promptly returned with a note saying, “Please do not do this.” They do not fear their dragon, for they have heard nothing about him to fear; no, they respect him, for the dragon respects them in return. On a completely coincidental and unrelated note, there is also a scholar, who seems to only visit the village once in a blue moon and has been doing so for as long as any of them can remember. Aventurine wants to fuck him so badly. ♤ or, aventurine accidentally acquires a dragon boyfriend. what happens next probably won't shock you.
December 23, 2024 at 3:04 AM
maplekeenes.bsky.social
+ bonues #ratiorine ! this bit's not based on anything, just them being sillies
(formatted to look like an hsr text chat) aventurine: what's got you so worked up, doctor? dr. ratio: I've recently learned that some of my assiociates use microwaves and stoves to boil water for tea. dr. ratio: Why none of them own a kettle, I have no idea. aven: haha, it's that important to you, huh? aven: how would you feel if i told you i don't own an kettle either~ dr. ratio: We would have to re-evaluate this relationship. aven: ...babe, come on. (formatted to look like an hsr text chat) aven: why would we need two kettles when i move in with you? aven: [aventurine "cheers" emoji] dr. raito: You can never have too many kettles. aven: oh my aeons
November 17, 2024 at 6:10 AM
maplekeenes.bsky.social
discord's down, posting more old #hsr chats i made, this time based on a tumblr post about tea! ratio wants out of this group chat so badly, but then shit like this happens and he's kind of glad he stuck around
(formatted to look like an hsr text chat) [the group chat name is "herta space station<3" with the tagline "EMERGENCIES ONLY, WE MEAN IT THIS TIME"] caelus: which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? dan heng: You were putting it in cold water? march 7th: caelus. answer the question caelus. caelus: yeah? i thought for like 5 years people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, didn't realize there was an actual reason march: you don't have the patience to boil water for 3 minutes?? asta: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it? (formatted to look like an hsr text chat) march: do you think i have the patience to boil water on the stove? asta: It takes less than a minute! march: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN????? asta: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove???? march: like seven minutes! (formatted to look like an hsr text chat) asta: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium and it boils in less than two minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan! march: you're putting the whole mug on the stove??? on medium heat?? your stove is enchanted herta: every single person on this space station is a fucking lunatic. dr. ratio: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE!?
November 17, 2024 at 6:06 AM
maplekeenes.bsky.social
a little #ratiorine 🛁🦚 chat thing i did referencing the trailblazer calling ratio "like family" in the 2.4 event... they're silly.

despite all this, i still think aventurine is the one more likely to go out for milk and never come back
(formatted to look like an in-game hsr chat conversation) Caelus: hey dad Dr. Ratio: Caelus, we are not related. Dr. Ratio: Are you alright? Dr. Ratio: Did you hit your head or something? I heard the Express had docked at the Xianzhou Luofu--perhaps some sort of altercation occurred? Dr. Ratio: Contact me if you need assistance. (formatted to look like an in-game hsr chat conversation) Caelus: hey mom Aventurine: What's up kiddo (formatted to look like an in-game hsr chat conversation) Aventurine: The trailblazer called me "mom" today Dr. Ratio: Did he? He also sent me a message that simply read "hey dad". I was concerned he had hit his head. Aventurine: Aw, I think it's cute. He sees us as his parents~ Dr. Ratio: We're not that much older than him, you know. Dr. Ratio: Besides, it's ridiculous for him to think of us as such. Aventurine: Don't talk about our son like that (formatted to look like an in-game hsr chat conversation) Dr. Ratio: Our "son" is an adult man who is more that capable of rationalizing the fact that we are not, in fact, his parents. Aventurine: You just called him our son, though Dr. Ratio: I put it in quotation marks.
November 8, 2024 at 7:28 AM
maplekeenes.bsky.social
zero-day exploit
#ratiorine🛁🦚
💫 hacker!aventurine, punklorde au
(posting bc i'm working on a sequel)
after killing his master, aventurine runs away, and ends up on punklorde where he learns to be a hacker. he manages to find and fall in love with ratio anyway.
🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/57973594
summary: zero-day exploit (n.) a vulnerability in software or hardware that is unknown to the vendor and for which no patch or other fix is available, named so because it can be exploited quickly, giving the vendor zero days to respond to the issue. ♤ “Look, I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but we’re both here ‘cause we’re running away from something. And if you’re like me, and you don’t want to be found, Punklorde can help you with that.” (or: aventurine makes a different choice, sets his life on a new trajectory, and still manages to find and fall in love with dr. veritas ratio.)
October 25, 2024 at 12:31 PM
maplekeenes.bsky.social
comet of your mind
#ratiorine 🛀🦚
written as a gift for @geminislime.bsky.social
💫 soulmate au + ratio character study
ratio is born with a soulmark in a language he cannot read. he breaks, builds himself again, and finds love along the way.

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/59716210
Ratio is only 27 years of age when he creates an anti-planetary weapon, which is tested on a supposedly abandoned moon. The lingering fear that the moon was not abandoned will never leave him, nor will the fact that the IPC offers him a permanent spot as one of the top researchers of the Intelligentsia Guild, with plenty of benefits to go along with it. Nous does not acknowledge him in the slightest. Is this what I was meant to do? he thinks, staring at himself in the bathroom mirror in the men’s restroom closest to his office. Is this worth it? Am I going to be happy with myself, when this is all over? Ratio glances down at his soulmark and sighs. Who could possibly love someone like him? Now, more so than ever, the string of symbols feels like a cruel practical joke. He locks himself in his office and does not come out for three days.
October 23, 2024 at 11:46 AM
maplekeenes.bsky.social
lay my curses out to rest (make a mercy out of me)
#ratiorine 🗿🦚🔞
written for the ratiorine bang 2024!
aventurine finds himself thrown into a world of magic and murder against his will, cursed with something not even the genius dr. ratio can cure.

🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/597153...
October 21, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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