Wanna trade places?

Happy birthday, fellow Scorpio! I wish nothing but terrible things for your enemies (which is, after all, what every Scorpio truly wants).

I know I am probably betraying my people by saying this, but I am Team Toby. (Also no spoilers please. We don't get the episodes until Friday over here.)

No one wrote PEARL?

Yes, because what we need right now is MORE things that make it impossible for human beings to focus on one specific meaningful task for an extended period of time.

The definition of food 🌽.

So sorry, Matt. Pets are perfect. I'm sending my love from across the pond.

Agreed. Girls that would have been in the bottom any other season were safe this season, because the bar was so low.

"no idea how to fix it, hoping it goes away by itself" = how I feel about a lot of things things now

I get that we are supposed to be vigilant because everything is burning, but tell that to my digestive system.