@mannyvevo.bsky.social
they sound like they wear all natural deodorants
December 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
they sound like they wear all natural deodorants
wth happened to my Siri’s voice
December 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
wth happened to my Siri’s voice
yoga kicked my ass today omg
December 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
yoga kicked my ass today omg
chuckling at the smiling woman in the Pilates sign I just passed up. No one doing Pilates (much less anyone doing them on the Reformer) is ever going to be smiling 😒
December 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
chuckling at the smiling woman in the Pilates sign I just passed up. No one doing Pilates (much less anyone doing them on the Reformer) is ever going to be smiling 😒
Ok but TIL from a random internet comment that Costco sells caskets???? (not in bulk)
December 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Ok but TIL from a random internet comment that Costco sells caskets???? (not in bulk)
lol I played chess on a real wooden board at a bar the other night (and wiped the floor with him). pulled off an ez mate with a rook/queen uwu. Who’s performative now?
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
lol I played chess on a real wooden board at a bar the other night (and wiped the floor with him). pulled off an ez mate with a rook/queen uwu. Who’s performative now?
you know what, I’m glad I had those dino chicken nuggies to tide me over thru that shitty night
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
you know what, I’m glad I had those dino chicken nuggies to tide me over thru that shitty night
someone brought dinosaur chicken nuggies to the unit potluck 🥀
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
someone brought dinosaur chicken nuggies to the unit potluck 🥀
The ex owner is now in deportation proceedings lmaooooo
The Tr*mp Burger I always drive past on the way home from work shut down and has already been rebranded as a different restaurant
December 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The ex owner is now in deportation proceedings lmaooooo
I refused to pay any mind to the guy on the bus performatively reading his book—he kept angling the book cover toward me, as if to ensure I would see it—and he has since put his book away 😢.
December 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I refused to pay any mind to the guy on the bus performatively reading his book—he kept angling the book cover toward me, as if to ensure I would see it—and he has since put his book away 😢.
I am nottt going to the gym this morning bc every loser and their dad is gonna be there
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I am nottt going to the gym this morning bc every loser and their dad is gonna be there
Feelin some imposter syndrome re: starting on my new floor
December 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Feelin some imposter syndrome re: starting on my new floor
the primordial human urge to draw a mustache on people featured in physical ads
December 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
the primordial human urge to draw a mustache on people featured in physical ads
and while I’m here: winter melon update lmfao
December 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
and while I’m here: winter melon update lmfao
I just remembered the flight attendant that didn’t offer to help me find my seat as they were for literally every other passenger 😞
December 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I just remembered the flight attendant that didn’t offer to help me find my seat as they were for literally every other passenger 😞
I need a gd lint roller
December 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I need a gd lint roller
omw to my yoga class with the hot instructor 🥴
December 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
omw to my yoga class with the hot instructor 🥴
they really put on the elgie bee playlist at the gym lmao hell ya
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
they really put on the elgie bee playlist at the gym lmao hell ya
Reposted
in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook
rip to the growing winter melon that’s been in my lil community’s parking lot for the past couple months. Came home to find it bisected af 😭
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
rip to the growing winter melon that’s been in my lil community’s parking lot for the past couple months. Came home to find it bisected af 😭
license plates I see all the time at the parking garage at work, so I know it’s an employee, and that make me wonder about the owner: 2HORSES
November 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
license plates I see all the time at the parking garage at work, so I know it’s an employee, and that make me wonder about the owner: 2HORSES
I’ve taken to calling my Midnight Beta sessions as my ‘beta male time’ 😌🥴
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I’ve taken to calling my Midnight Beta sessions as my ‘beta male time’ 😌🥴
Woke up from a multi-part nightmare culminating in a modern day version of Frankenstein
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Woke up from a multi-part nightmare culminating in a modern day version of Frankenstein
lol I nearly badged into my car just now 😒🙄
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
lol I nearly badged into my car just now 😒🙄