Mr Milchick
@mannimal-lecter.bsky.social
Kang Variant. Army Officer (Network/System Engineer). Crate digger. Reader. Bodybuilder. JRPG Gamer. The nerdiest Scorpio you’ll ever know.
N.O. raised ⚜️ I GA living
N.O. raised ⚜️ I GA living
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Mr Milchick
@mannimal-lecter.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Bienvenidos everyone. My name is Ryan, I’m an Active Duty Army officer who works as a systems/network engineer. I’ve dabbled over the years in the civilian sector through partnerships with CISCO, Juniper, and GEOINT agencies. My pet projects are gaming, comics, vinyls, and avid skydiving.
Went to get a haircut, as I’m leaving:
Other Barber: Happy Father’s Day
Me: I don’t have any kids, but I appreciate it
Other Barber: How TF you do that at 38 years old?
Me: Gave Jesus the Wheel
Other Barber: Happy Father’s Day
Me: I don’t have any kids, but I appreciate it
Other Barber: How TF you do that at 38 years old?
Me: Gave Jesus the Wheel
June 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Went to get a haircut, as I’m leaving:
Other Barber: Happy Father’s Day
Me: I don’t have any kids, but I appreciate it
Other Barber: How TF you do that at 38 years old?
Me: Gave Jesus the Wheel
Other Barber: Happy Father’s Day
Me: I don’t have any kids, but I appreciate it
Other Barber: How TF you do that at 38 years old?
Me: Gave Jesus the Wheel
This turned out a little better than I thought it would
June 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This turned out a little better than I thought it would
I was bored, so I made a strawberry crunch cheesecake
June 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I was bored, so I made a strawberry crunch cheesecake
Want to know how men friendships work? I have two dudes at my gym that I lift with on a regular basis. We didn’t know each others’ name for about 2 months
June 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Want to know how men friendships work? I have two dudes at my gym that I lift with on a regular basis. We didn’t know each others’ name for about 2 months
Craving some mangosteen right now. I really need to take a trip back to Asia
June 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Craving some mangosteen right now. I really need to take a trip back to Asia
No one wants to share music, have me cook for them, and sometimes we touch each others privates. Must be the weather
June 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
No one wants to share music, have me cook for them, and sometimes we touch each others privates. Must be the weather
Especially if sent while I’m busy at work
Unexpected nudes will make my whole body explode and have me bark
If yo head don’t explode, when I send you nudes, do you even like me forreal?
June 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Especially if sent while I’m busy at work
Wanted ramen, so I made my own. Chili crisp steak buldak ramen with soy soaked eggs
June 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Wanted ramen, so I made my own. Chili crisp steak buldak ramen with soy soaked eggs
See y’all there next yet!
June 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
See y’all there next yet!
Bad news is that I won’t be attending Dreamcon anymore. Good news is that I’m moving up a closing on a property that I’m selling for 3 times what I paid for it.
May 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Bad news is that I won’t be attending Dreamcon anymore. Good news is that I’m moving up a closing on a property that I’m selling for 3 times what I paid for it.
As per tradition, started my Memorial Day weekend off with Murph
May 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
As per tradition, started my Memorial Day weekend off with Murph
Just got a haircut. Got a lot of errands to run all of a sudden
May 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Just got a haircut. Got a lot of errands to run all of a sudden
Anything can happen coming into work in the military
May 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Anything can happen coming into work in the military
We were really out in these streets in college trying to sell knives to people
May 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
We were really out in these streets in college trying to sell knives to people
The Smith kids and their Ma Dukes
May 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The Smith kids and their Ma Dukes
Today marks my 17 year anniversary in the military. Seen a lot of the world and gained lots of experiences. Lets see how much I have left in me
May 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Today marks my 17 year anniversary in the military. Seen a lot of the world and gained lots of experiences. Lets see how much I have left in me
Decided to bless my coworkers with some beignets this morning
May 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Decided to bless my coworkers with some beignets this morning
There is a direct correlation between a rise in the right wing ideologies, support of the Conservative Party, and the male loneliness epidemic. In this essay, I will….
May 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
There is a direct correlation between a rise in the right wing ideologies, support of the Conservative Party, and the male loneliness epidemic. In this essay, I will….
think I’m at the “hire a regular cleaning service my house” point of life
May 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
think I’m at the “hire a regular cleaning service my house” point of life
Care package reup came through
May 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Care package reup came through
Accidentally using the hard side of a bristle brush when you’re tender headed is worse than stepping on leggos
April 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Accidentally using the hard side of a bristle brush when you’re tender headed is worse than stepping on leggos
Todays music vibes
April 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Todays music vibes
Because summer is right there
April 21, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Because summer is right there