Mr Milchick
@mannimal-lecter.bsky.social
Kang Variant. Army Officer (Network/System Engineer). Crate digger. Reader. Bodybuilder. JRPG Gamer. The nerdiest Scorpio you’ll ever know.
N.O. raised ⚜️ I GA living
N.O. raised ⚜️ I GA living
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Mr Milchick
@mannimal-lecter.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Bienvenidos everyone. My name is Ryan, I’m an Active Duty Army officer who works as a systems/network engineer. I’ve dabbled over the years in the civilian sector through partnerships with CISCO, Juniper, and GEOINT agencies. My pet projects are gaming, comics, vinyls, and avid skydiving.
I can make it happen 👀
June 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I can make it happen 👀
I mean, that can all be changed
June 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I mean, that can all be changed
Miso soup clears that all up
June 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Miso soup clears that all up
Went to get a haircut, as I’m leaving:
Other Barber: Happy Father’s Day
Me: I don’t have any kids, but I appreciate it
Other Barber: How TF you do that at 38 years old?
Me: Gave Jesus the Wheel
Other Barber: Happy Father’s Day
Me: I don’t have any kids, but I appreciate it
Other Barber: How TF you do that at 38 years old?
Me: Gave Jesus the Wheel
June 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Went to get a haircut, as I’m leaving:
Other Barber: Happy Father’s Day
Me: I don’t have any kids, but I appreciate it
Other Barber: How TF you do that at 38 years old?
Me: Gave Jesus the Wheel
Other Barber: Happy Father’s Day
Me: I don’t have any kids, but I appreciate it
Other Barber: How TF you do that at 38 years old?
Me: Gave Jesus the Wheel
I have to write it down. It’s all from my head
June 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I have to write it down. It’s all from my head
Strawberry crunch cheesecake
June 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Strawberry crunch cheesecake
This turned out a little better than I thought it would
June 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This turned out a little better than I thought it would
I was bored, so I made a strawberry crunch cheesecake
June 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I was bored, so I made a strawberry crunch cheesecake
Want to know how men friendships work? I have two dudes at my gym that I lift with on a regular basis. We didn’t know each others’ name for about 2 months
June 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Want to know how men friendships work? I have two dudes at my gym that I lift with on a regular basis. We didn’t know each others’ name for about 2 months
Craving some mangosteen right now. I really need to take a trip back to Asia
June 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Craving some mangosteen right now. I really need to take a trip back to Asia
No one wants to share music, have me cook for them, and sometimes we touch each others privates. Must be the weather
June 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
No one wants to share music, have me cook for them, and sometimes we touch each others privates. Must be the weather
Especially if sent while I’m busy at work
Unexpected nudes will make my whole body explode and have me bark
If yo head don’t explode, when I send you nudes, do you even like me forreal?
June 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Especially if sent while I’m busy at work
I have something I need to go back and tell my 17 year old self I guess. Canon event
June 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I have something I need to go back and tell my 17 year old self I guess. Canon event
How did we get here?
June 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
How did we get here?
Wanted ramen, so I made my own. Chili crisp steak buldak ramen with soy soaked eggs
June 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Wanted ramen, so I made my own. Chili crisp steak buldak ramen with soy soaked eggs
See y’all there next yet!
June 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
See y’all there next yet!
When you’re right, you’re right
May 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
When you’re right, you’re right
Same! “Are those contacts?”
May 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Same! “Are those contacts?”
It was still a good time though. I was like “is this what women talk about when they feel like a piece of meat?”
May 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It was still a good time though. I was like “is this what women talk about when they feel like a piece of meat?”
Im a straight man with honey colored eyes and a built frame….they have no couth
May 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Im a straight man with honey colored eyes and a built frame….they have no couth
Bad news is that I won’t be attending Dreamcon anymore. Good news is that I’m moving up a closing on a property that I’m selling for 3 times what I paid for it.
May 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Bad news is that I won’t be attending Dreamcon anymore. Good news is that I’m moving up a closing on a property that I’m selling for 3 times what I paid for it.
I went to support my friend before. It was fun, but I wasn’t ready 😭
May 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I went to support my friend before. It was fun, but I wasn’t ready 😭