My own mother, the queen of Christmas; the woman who wants to open an entire Christmas store when she retires, just said Die Hard IS a Christmas movie. So there you have it. End of debate. #DieHard

Do Rip and Kayce ever come to some camaraderie or am I asking too much of this bummer of a show?

Yellowstone has been a show for 6 years? Where tf have I been?

High and watching Deadpool & Wolverine

Elektra: I’m tired of this shit; I’m tired of hiding

Me: *gasp* Jennifer Garner said “shit”

Not gonna lie: I'm a historian and I had no idea there was a second person on that plane. His name was Fred Noonan.

We've all been a Fred at one point in our lives 😂

My boyfriend and I made a promise to have sushi together once a month. Whether it’s at a fancy sushi place or picked up from the sushi counter at the grocery store, it guarantees we make time for each other to still go on “dates”. Tonight is sushi night & it’s all I can think about!

Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.

Just learned Patton Oswalt is on Bluesky and I am thrilled!

When did everyone stop owning back scratchers? Every house had one. That was a legit invention.

Also Buc-ee’s Nuggets when you’re stoney baloney hit different

Just smoked 🍃💨and now I’m about to watch Pan’s Labyrinth. Here we go.

Putting an anti-vaxxer in charge of public health is like putting the Unabomber in charge of the mail.

Trained enough this week that every muscle on my body is sore, so rest day it is, today. I truly cannot wait to get home after work and get high out of my mind tonight . I’ve earned it.

Pillars of Creation through MIRI | JWST

I understand people tip poorly, they always have. But imagine being SO shitty as a person that after receiving above exceptional service from your minimum wage server, (who doesn’t need to care that much because no one at his job does) you leave NO TIP. Imagine being that POS. I could never.

Friday eve on what has been a very long week. I deserve a donut.

Ready to be weird on another social