Lee Hanten
@manlymanlee.bsky.social
I'm just a guy running from the ashes of other social media in hopes of a place to post cute dog pictures and bad hot takes.
I swear to G-d that if any if my neighbors choose to complain about the noise or the amount of salt I used to clear our building's sidewalk of snow, I am going full scorched Earth. I used to like these people (mostly) but don't fuck with me when I'm trying to be nice.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I swear to G-d that if any if my neighbors choose to complain about the noise or the amount of salt I used to clear our building's sidewalk of snow, I am going full scorched Earth. I used to like these people (mostly) but don't fuck with me when I'm trying to be nice.
Okay brain...
We have our nice new weighted blanket.
We have our favorite plushie.
We have a white noise machine running AND a cute snoring husband.
Can we please agree that sleep is nice and we deserve more than three hours of it tonight? PLEASE?!?
We have our nice new weighted blanket.
We have our favorite plushie.
We have a white noise machine running AND a cute snoring husband.
Can we please agree that sleep is nice and we deserve more than three hours of it tonight? PLEASE?!?
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Okay brain...
We have our nice new weighted blanket.
We have our favorite plushie.
We have a white noise machine running AND a cute snoring husband.
Can we please agree that sleep is nice and we deserve more than three hours of it tonight? PLEASE?!?
We have our nice new weighted blanket.
We have our favorite plushie.
We have a white noise machine running AND a cute snoring husband.
Can we please agree that sleep is nice and we deserve more than three hours of it tonight? PLEASE?!?
I am so lucky to have a partner that will sit with me to write a list & prioritize my tasks. This might sound silly, but by helping my through my to-do list he really helps keep me from falling down a stress spiral.
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I am so lucky to have a partner that will sit with me to write a list & prioritize my tasks. This might sound silly, but by helping my through my to-do list he really helps keep me from falling down a stress spiral.
Just did the math, and I have recieved a Summons for Jury Sevice roughly every two and a half years since becoming an adult. IS THIS NORMAL???? I don't think I know a single adult who has recieved as many Summons as I have, and know even fewer who have had to report to potentially serve as me.
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Just did the math, and I have recieved a Summons for Jury Sevice roughly every two and a half years since becoming an adult. IS THIS NORMAL???? I don't think I know a single adult who has recieved as many Summons as I have, and know even fewer who have had to report to potentially serve as me.
I don't know what the fuck I did kharmically to deserve this, but I just recieved my SEVENTH jury summons in my adult life.
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I don't know what the fuck I did kharmically to deserve this, but I just recieved my SEVENTH jury summons in my adult life.
I just realized that my parents had to raise an autistic Capricorn. Proud of them for surviving the nightmare that was me. Especially because their second child is a Gemini. We're a disaster.
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I just realized that my parents had to raise an autistic Capricorn. Proud of them for surviving the nightmare that was me. Especially because their second child is a Gemini. We're a disaster.
I attempted figure painting for the first time in almost 20 years & while this looks a little crazy, I'm weirdly proud of it?
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I attempted figure painting for the first time in almost 20 years & while this looks a little crazy, I'm weirdly proud of it?
I look super cute AND also got to see David Byrne perform tonight!
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I look super cute AND also got to see David Byrne perform tonight!
My husband is dressing up as Reese Alexiades from the Savannah Bananas for Halloween, which means I had to add a cape to his jersey, dig out my old softball glove, and find black makeup to act as facepaint. It's going to be adorable!
October 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
My husband is dressing up as Reese Alexiades from the Savannah Bananas for Halloween, which means I had to add a cape to his jersey, dig out my old softball glove, and find black makeup to act as facepaint. It's going to be adorable!
I just info-dumped on some dumb Trumper who tried to argue with a janitor from my high school, because I DO NOT FUCKING CARE and will also delete my post the second it causes me any stress- you're an idiot, you're being rude to an incredibly kind woman- argue with the wind, eat shit. Fuck you.
October 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I just info-dumped on some dumb Trumper who tried to argue with a janitor from my high school, because I DO NOT FUCKING CARE and will also delete my post the second it causes me any stress- you're an idiot, you're being rude to an incredibly kind woman- argue with the wind, eat shit. Fuck you.
For the last two weeks, every day I've had off of work there has been a handyman resurfacing the front door to our building. Which has meant a penetrating whine throughout my entire apartment for an entire day, because I live on the ground floor.
October 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
For the last two weeks, every day I've had off of work there has been a handyman resurfacing the front door to our building. Which has meant a penetrating whine throughout my entire apartment for an entire day, because I live on the ground floor.
Is there anyone else who is so good at accidentally lucid dreaming that when they crawl into bed the next night, they have to actively try to dissuade last night's demons so they can get a better night of rest??
October 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Is there anyone else who is so good at accidentally lucid dreaming that when they crawl into bed the next night, they have to actively try to dissuade last night's demons so they can get a better night of rest??
I think I may have finally found the keystone of my humor. If you don't find this dumb video at least somewhat funny, I don't know if we can be friends.
youtu.be/-FEW41x-29E?...
youtu.be/-FEW41x-29E?...
They Might Be Giants - "Robot Parade/Shoehorn With Teeth"
YouTube video by 90sBandsOnTV
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October 18, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I think I may have finally found the keystone of my humor. If you don't find this dumb video at least somewhat funny, I don't know if we can be friends.
youtu.be/-FEW41x-29E?...
youtu.be/-FEW41x-29E?...
Live your life by the rules of "Whose Line is it Anyway?".
It's all made up and the points don't matter.
It's all made up and the points don't matter.
October 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Live your life by the rules of "Whose Line is it Anyway?".
It's all made up and the points don't matter.
It's all made up and the points don't matter.
Today I got a concrete diagnosis that I am both Autistic and have ADHD. And while it feels like this shouldn't be a surprise to anyone- it is also as shattering to my identity as realizing I was trans. I both know myself more deeply than ever, but also wonder if I ever knew myself at all.
October 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Today I got a concrete diagnosis that I am both Autistic and have ADHD. And while it feels like this shouldn't be a surprise to anyone- it is also as shattering to my identity as realizing I was trans. I both know myself more deeply than ever, but also wonder if I ever knew myself at all.
Being around queer, and especially trans people, makes me happy in a way that I can barely describe to cis people.
October 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Being around queer, and especially trans people, makes me happy in a way that I can barely describe to cis people.
I have been allowing the biggest of my worst emotions to hold too much space in my brain lately.
September 19, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I have been allowing the biggest of my worst emotions to hold too much space in my brain lately.
The wholeness of my person feels like a a full, guttural scream more than it does anything else.
September 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The wholeness of my person feels like a a full, guttural scream more than it does anything else.
Did you know that life can be nice when you have a wonderful partner who slowly bullies you into enjoying anime?
September 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Did you know that life can be nice when you have a wonderful partner who slowly bullies you into enjoying anime?
To anyone who has stayed at my house in the last couple of years: I am so sorry. I just found out that the shower handle in my guest bathroom has been misaligned and topped out at baby-safe temperatures. Don't worry though- I fixed it! And you can now scald yourself in the shower if you want to!
September 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
To anyone who has stayed at my house in the last couple of years: I am so sorry. I just found out that the shower handle in my guest bathroom has been misaligned and topped out at baby-safe temperatures. Don't worry though- I fixed it! And you can now scald yourself in the shower if you want to!
Current Goal for the Minnesota State Fair: Eat at least three kinds of deep-friend cheese
August 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Current Goal for the Minnesota State Fair: Eat at least three kinds of deep-friend cheese
Life is hard, thank you Virgo season for reminding me that working hard DOES yield results.
August 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Life is hard, thank you Virgo season for reminding me that working hard DOES yield results.
I've been really down on myself recently at work, but earlier this week, I had a client post on social media about what a good experience she had and DOZENS of past clients chimed in to say that I'm good at my job??? I genuinely wept. All I ever want in life is to be the best version of myself.
August 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I've been really down on myself recently at work, but earlier this week, I had a client post on social media about what a good experience she had and DOZENS of past clients chimed in to say that I'm good at my job??? I genuinely wept. All I ever want in life is to be the best version of myself.
I don't care that this isn't the best picture, but I made this. I am super fucking proud if it. It took me the better part of three weeks to finish.
August 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I don't care that this isn't the best picture, but I made this. I am super fucking proud if it. It took me the better part of three weeks to finish.