manitiger.bsky.social
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I FINALLY DID IT

I HAVE A SHINY UMBREON
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Also all instrumental covers of Christmas songs are dumb and bad; the jazzier they are, the worse they are. The only reason those songs are associated with Christmas in the first place is because of the lyrics; the melodies themselves don't mean anything without them.
December 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The fucking PEANUTS THEME (actually titled Linus and Lucy) is NOT A FUCKING CHRISTMAS SONG JUST BECAUSE IT WAS IN A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS

IT WAS IN EVERY FUCKING CHARLIE BROWN MOVIE

WHY DOES IT GET RADIO PLAY ONLY DURING CHRISTMAS
December 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" is fucking terrible. It's legitimately one of the worst songs I've ever heard, *period*, not just Christmas music. It's vapid and devoid of any real merit. There are maybe 50 different words used throughout the entire song.
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Continuing my reviews of Christmas songs: "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" is not cute or funny when sung by an adult with all teeth present. The whole song is a joke about trying to say "Merry Christmas" without said teeth, so it fails entirely.
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Ice-Cold Take: Outside of their use in the classic animated short films, Frosty the Snowman and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer are both coal-tier songs.
December 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I could cry, but what's the use?
I could die, but what's the use?
I could fly away or fight it out, and fight is what I choose!
I could run, but what's the use?
I could bow, and kiss your boots.
But I won't give up the battle now there's nothing left to lose!

music.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq4h...
Never Break Down (feat. LEO IMAI)
YouTube video by Yuta Bandoh - Topic
music.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If you mix Homer Simpson and the Martian Manhunter, do you get J'onn D'oh?
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
No cheating post your lock screen
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Vee!
Put your finger here for an Happy Eevee day !
#イーブイの日 #EeveeDay
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Today's Random Memory Blast is the old Nickelodeon show "Salute Your Shorts," a sitcom/drama about kids at summer camp.
a sign that says salute your shorts with socks hanging on a pole
ALT: a sign that says salute your shorts with socks hanging on a pole
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
PURBL
What's your favorite color? 👀
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I GOT A HECKING SHINY HAUNTER

GUYS GENGAR IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE POKEMON EVER I HAVE *NEVER* HAD A SHINY GENGAR (UNLESS I GOT ONE IN LEGENDS ARCEUS AND FORGOT WHICH IS HIGHLY POSSIBLE)
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
How can I be bisexual, you ask?

Well...

*gestures at men*

*gestures at women*

*gestures at everyone*

How the fuck I'm supposed to NOT be bisexual when all these people are so HOT?!
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Seems about right...
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I haven't talked about it on here enough, but Hades 2 has to be one of the greatest sequels I have ever played. It's everything the first game was and so much more, fixed every complaint I had, and fixed some problems I didn't even realize needed to be fixed.
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Oh by the way, alongside bigots, anyone who supports AI can also kindly fuck off my page. If you interact with me and I see that you repost or support AI art, you're getting blocked. Some of my best friends are artists and it's a very real problem right now.

Support real art and human artists!
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Updated/New Pokemon Anagram names:

Feraligatr changed "A Larger Fit" to "I Fart Large"
Gengar changed "Grange" to "Egg Ran"
Metagross changed "Gross Team" to "Mr. Gas Toes"
Sableye changed "Yes Able" to "Bee Slay"
Victreebel changed "BR Elective" to "I Elect Verb"
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Thinking back on the Chainsaw Man movie and how Beam is the best character ever

I really need to see that movie again
November 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I got a shiny Snover last night too

You guys have to understand that this is normally the number of shinies I will encounter through my entire run of a game, if I see any at all (discounting guaranteed ones like the Lake of Rage Gyarados)

I just wish I could get a shiny Eevee!
November 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I GOT A FUCKING SHINY ALPHA GYARADOS

YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I NEVER FUCKING CATCH SHINY POKEMON THIS IS SO AMAZING

AND HIS NAME IS SAD OR GAY
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I've taken it upon myself to name all my Mega Pokemon anagrams of their names. These are some favorites:

SPOILERS FOR SOME NEW MEGAS TO LZA

He Do Raps [Sharpedo]
Harm Soap [Ampharos]
True Camp [Camerupt]
A Larger Fit [Feraligatr]
A Leg Lad [Gallade]
Void Rager [Gardevoir]
Male Canes [Salamence]
October 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I just don't think bisexuals should be potty trained. Like I just think bisexuals should grow up still in diapers. I think it should be normalized that diapered bisexuals are the default. Diapers should be associated with bisexual nature. If you see a bisexual they should be in diapers.
I just don't think boys should be potty trained. Like I just think boys should grow up still in diapers. I think it should be normalized that diaperboys are the default. Diapers should be associated with masculine nature. If you see a boy they should be in diapers.
October 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
BENJI IS MY BOOOOYYYYY I love his GROOVE
✨Benji — the fastest groove in Pixel Park! 🐯🎶
From standard to oni, this cheetah never misses a beat.
⚡ Loves: AAA+ Combos & Big Subwoofers
🙉 Hates: Flat Notes & Tiny Speakers

Benji Fans, show us your Benji moves! — post your #SuperPixelPals fit! 📸✨
October 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Ever since seeing the Chainsaw Man movie, I can't stop listening to this! It's such a fucking bop

music.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb0J...
IRIS OUT
YouTube video by Kenshi Yonezu - Topic
music.youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM