This side of the MissiSibPee

Man, like, actually fuck that story. It sucks. Please stop showing this story to children, or anyone really.

Also, why the fuck didn't Santa already have some kind of contingency for bad weather, hasn't he been doing this for hundreds of years???? It was just foggy!!! HE'S MAGIC!!!

Santa is ultimately the villain of the story, because he was presumably aware of all of this mistreatment, and even he didn't do anything to defend Rudolph until, once again, he found him *useful*. The moral is that your disability is only acceptable if people can find a way to profit from it.

- around him finds a way to make that difference useful for them. There's no reprimand or reproach for the reindeer that bullied this poor kid, nor any real moral about accepting people for their differences without needing to force a contribution to the capitalist machine.

A doe rable

TIL that "succotash" isn't just a nonsense word used by Sylvester the Cat

Not imagining a scene where Hawks is being stubborn and Jeanist has to make damn sure he eats those greens so he ends up feeding him...

You do everything soggy

Ope!

They got into that good ar weed huh

Like the pitter patter of lil hooves

Baby birds need to stay warm after all

If reindeer had their own Twitter, would it be Pitter?

Perhaps even a tippytippy taptap! Or a tippytap tippytap? Or a tippytappy tappytippy...

So much tippytapotential!

I want my baby back baby back baby back.... Rooms

Sounds like a fawntastic time