miniature Mango
@mango467.bsky.social
tiny boy who is really tiny, like im just such a smol dude ( ＾ω＾)
| 🏴 🇮🇪 |
| he/him | 18 Y/O |
currently in someone's stupid pocket
| 🏴 🇮🇪 |
| he/him | 18 Y/O |
currently in someone's stupid pocket
international men's day
what about international fart day ha gotum
what about international fart day ha gotum
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
international men's day
what about international fart day ha gotum
what about international fart day ha gotum
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(walks in with a weirdly Cloudfare server shaped neck) hey guys what's going on
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
(walks in with a weirdly Cloudfare server shaped neck) hey guys what's going on
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I have to do this literally everyday
what if i just climb back into bed
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I have to do this literally everyday
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sometimes you just gotta throw up your hands and say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
sometimes you just gotta throw up your hands and say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ok so there was just nothing but rain outside and i guess a fuck ton of pressure dropped overnight bc my joints are in pain rn
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
ok so there was just nothing but rain outside and i guess a fuck ton of pressure dropped overnight bc my joints are in pain rn
I have actually pulled a man im simply too good
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I have actually pulled a man im simply too good
imagine being in a dark room
scary
scary
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
imagine being in a dark room
scary
scary
when plans are planned, and plan is no more, despite you planning for plans, and you enacted said plans.
dying
dying
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
when plans are planned, and plan is no more, despite you planning for plans, and you enacted said plans.
dying
dying
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>friend in group call talking excitedly about new game
>sounds interesting
>ask if it's fun or open world survival crafter
>she's confused
>explain via presentation difference between fun game and open world survival crafter
>she laughs "it's a good game ara"
>buy game
>open world survival crafter
>sounds interesting
>ask if it's fun or open world survival crafter
>she's confused
>explain via presentation difference between fun game and open world survival crafter
>she laughs "it's a good game ara"
>buy game
>open world survival crafter
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
>friend in group call talking excitedly about new game
>sounds interesting
>ask if it's fun or open world survival crafter
>she's confused
>explain via presentation difference between fun game and open world survival crafter
>she laughs "it's a good game ara"
>buy game
>open world survival crafter
>sounds interesting
>ask if it's fun or open world survival crafter
>she's confused
>explain via presentation difference between fun game and open world survival crafter
>she laughs "it's a good game ara"
>buy game
>open world survival crafter
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"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
submitted yet another assignment im so good at this
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
submitted yet another assignment im so good at this
woke up and walked into the kitchen to see new people, doesn't say hi to any of them
why am I in such a fucking mood
why am I in such a fucking mood
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
woke up and walked into the kitchen to see new people, doesn't say hi to any of them
why am I in such a fucking mood
why am I in such a fucking mood
I've never been more comfortable in bed
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I've never been more comfortable in bed
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burping piss disease
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
burping piss disease
I just want a new bus route man
November 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I just want a new bus route man
i am not having a loaf of fun right now
November 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
i am not having a loaf of fun right now
im on the floor now, i simply cannot get lower
November 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
im on the floor now, i simply cannot get lower
>cook pasta on the stove for the first time with one of your flatmates
>get to the seasoning part without burning the flat down
>friend asks what seasoning you want
>realise that you might be the most boring fucking person on the planet
>end up with a lost for appetite and an existential crisis
:(
>get to the seasoning part without burning the flat down
>friend asks what seasoning you want
>realise that you might be the most boring fucking person on the planet
>end up with a lost for appetite and an existential crisis
:(
November 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
>cook pasta on the stove for the first time with one of your flatmates
>get to the seasoning part without burning the flat down
>friend asks what seasoning you want
>realise that you might be the most boring fucking person on the planet
>end up with a lost for appetite and an existential crisis
:(
>get to the seasoning part without burning the flat down
>friend asks what seasoning you want
>realise that you might be the most boring fucking person on the planet
>end up with a lost for appetite and an existential crisis
:(
smol shows up at 3am in your house what are you doing
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
smol shows up at 3am in your house what are you doing
why is it No Nut November, it should ne Nefarious Nut November
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
why is it No Nut November, it should ne Nefarious Nut November
they should make a weetabix pizza topping
please kill me now
please kill me now
November 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
they should make a weetabix pizza topping
please kill me now
please kill me now
would you select me as your freaking topping
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
would you select me as your freaking topping