Bugs Mathis
@maneatscereal.bsky.social
Mediocre attorney. Vegetarian who misses tuna sandwiches. Talks back to the TV.
Well that’s a news breaking story. But would he have invited Elvis or JFK if also alive? 🤷🏻♂️
August 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Well that’s a news breaking story. But would he have invited Elvis or JFK if also alive? 🤷🏻♂️
How bout you mind your own damn business, watch, and let me eat my nacho cheese!
April 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
How bout you mind your own damn business, watch, and let me eat my nacho cheese!
American fascism is like other fascism except ours has added high fructose corn syrup and artificial colorings.
April 16, 2025 at 11:49 AM
American fascism is like other fascism except ours has added high fructose corn syrup and artificial colorings.
Well, that’s a headline.
April 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Well, that’s a headline.
Me, when I lived behind the Long John Silvers as a kid.
March 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Me, when I lived behind the Long John Silvers as a kid.
If only there was something enshrined in the Constitution about free speech or whatever. If only.
March 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
If only there was something enshrined in the Constitution about free speech or whatever. If only.
My theory: they’re deer fuckers.
January 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My theory: they’re deer fuckers.
Darnold and the Vikings receivers are having a ridiculous game.
December 8, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Darnold and the Vikings receivers are having a ridiculous game.
*extreme Fred Schneider voice*
“It wasn’t a ROCK!!”
“It wasn’t a ROCK!!”
November 14, 2024 at 6:25 PM
*extreme Fred Schneider voice*
“It wasn’t a ROCK!!”
“It wasn’t a ROCK!!”
“Welp, I tried” - Jodie Foster
November 10, 2024 at 11:38 PM
“Welp, I tried” - Jodie Foster
I mean, we’re a long way from GETTING THERE
November 9, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I mean, we’re a long way from GETTING THERE
Pity the poor man who tried to make an uninformed opinion about Gettysburg on the civil war subreddit.
October 26, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Pity the poor man who tried to make an uninformed opinion about Gettysburg on the civil war subreddit.
It’s because they are using cocaine
August 5, 2024 at 1:45 PM
It’s because they are using cocaine
I was thinking more Harvey Dent.
June 10, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I was thinking more Harvey Dent.
A response so perfect you have to think the whole post is a setup.
January 26, 2024 at 2:54 AM
A response so perfect you have to think the whole post is a setup.
Remember seniors: a date isn’t complete without an offer for a little nightcap.
January 11, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Remember seniors: a date isn’t complete without an offer for a little nightcap.