Mandy
mandyparker.bsky.social
Mandy
@mandyparker.bsky.social
Is anyone else in a blue state wondering if your state can troll the White House into kicking your state out of the union?

Like… I feel like there’s at least a chance, right? It doesn’t seem so outlandish in light of… everything else they’ve done that “isn’t legal.”
February 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I wonder if the plant people of today would have been the aquarium people of the 80s?
January 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Get off my lawn.
January 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Happy hollandaise!
November 16, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Guess what? 🐥

#doyougetit
May 3, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I am once again reminded of the beauty of having siblings. I just made the grossest potty joke to my brother via text and thought, “there is no one else I would ever make this joke to.”
April 5, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Welp, made some sourdough. The internet is full of overly complicated advice about this bread. If your loaf floofs up and actually rises, you are fine and did it right.
January 2, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Christmas season led to me deciding to jump on the sourdough bandwagon…

Like this house needed another thing that required me to feed it daily. 🫠
January 1, 2024 at 3:48 AM
What thoughts keep you up at night? Here’s mine from last night:

What did cows evolve from? Like, you can see similarities between horses and creatures like zebras, but what other species is similar to a cow? And are there wild cow-like animals that exist?
August 28, 2023 at 1:25 PM
How was your Sunday? Oh mine was a few hours wasted trying to dig up discarded concrete, nearly planting poisonous monkshood in my garden, pondering who left muddy footprints throughout the house, and making this bread with rosemary I’m growing on the deck.

So… almost perfect.
August 13, 2023 at 10:53 PM
Back in my early internet days, we had to essentially grift songs and movies via P2P services…
… And now they just basically give it all away for free.

What a time to be alive
August 3, 2023 at 9:56 PM
I’ve realized that 90% of homeowner tasks are simply keeping stuff out of your house. Whether it’s keeping weeds and water from your foundation, ants from your doorstep, or just general clutter… it’s all just about keeping things out.
July 26, 2023 at 3:09 AM
Having adhd and having flower gardens is such a trip. Every spring and fall, I find myself digging up existing plants and moving them elsewhere, because I’m never quite happy enough. I can’t let things just grow.
July 26, 2023 at 3:07 AM