Lori Benedict BSN RN CDCES CMES
mandaloriann.bsky.social
Lori Benedict BSN RN CDCES CMES
@mandaloriann.bsky.social
Nurse, Diabetes, Glucose Goddess, Kidney Transplant

Wife, Mother, Personal Trainer, Cycologist 🚴‍♀️, Overthinker
this is the year I send out holiday cards
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
every. fkn. time.
October 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
once you try Vernors you will realize all others taste like 🤮
in Michigan - Vernors is medicine iykyk
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
September 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
atomic clock reveals I am in the multiverse
August 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Accurate
August 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Wayfair sells HALF of an artificial Christmas tree
July 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Please take care
June 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
June 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Side eye from Frida
June 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
dx- frail masculinity syndrome
Tx- blocked
June 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
June 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Daughter graduates from college next week.
Flying to So Cal for the ceremony on Friday.
Moving cross country next month.
Need to pack up 3,500 sq foot house.

So of course I am doing what any reasonable mother should be doing

Making an offer on a 6ft wooden giraffe on FB marketplace
May 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Dusty contemplating the meaning of life
May 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Frida would like a word
May 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
April 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Sending hugs
April 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
(commercial voice) What’s in your wallet?

{looks in wallet}
April 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
March 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I have been using this refillable soap dispenser for years. Current events have me inserting the letter h in a strategic location 🤡🍊
March 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Happy caterday
Dusty in her “not today” pose
March 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
February 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I put the PRO in propofol
February 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
February 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Frida
February 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM