mandactyl
@mandactyl.bsky.social
Bacon. Edibles. Greeting Cards. Tomfoolery.
Don't mind me, I'm just trying out a post work thirst trap pic
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Don't mind me, I'm just trying out a post work thirst trap pic
Oh shit, it looks like shit's getting s-UR-ious
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oh shit, it looks like shit's getting s-UR-ious
Just walking around, surrounded by artifacts from dead empires
October 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Just walking around, surrounded by artifacts from dead empires
At least I still have my shirt from the last rapture scare
September 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
At least I still have my shirt from the last rapture scare
Sometimes you have to make your own tools
September 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Sometimes you have to make your own tools
Black velvet cupcake recipe development round 2. Gluten free with black cocoa and cream cheese frosting. I have a couple ideas for the next round.🍽️
May 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Black velvet cupcake recipe development round 2. Gluten free with black cocoa and cream cheese frosting. I have a couple ideas for the next round.🍽️
Kinda wondering about how many micro plastics I have put into the environment from these frilly picks? No one ever thought that the club sandwich was such an environmental disaster. 🍽️
May 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Kinda wondering about how many micro plastics I have put into the environment from these frilly picks? No one ever thought that the club sandwich was such an environmental disaster. 🍽️
Sometimes it's best not to see behind the curtain.
April 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sometimes it's best not to see behind the curtain.
Don't mind me, I'm just over here manifesting that shit. And by that shit I mean 4 grams of powdered mushies in a tea
March 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Don't mind me, I'm just over here manifesting that shit. And by that shit I mean 4 grams of powdered mushies in a tea
So I quit my job and this is what my exec chef had to say to me, glad to be out of there and I can't wait to see how much longer he works there without me propping him up
March 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
So I quit my job and this is what my exec chef had to say to me, glad to be out of there and I can't wait to see how much longer he works there without me propping him up
Hello darkness my old friend. ,,🍽️
January 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Hello darkness my old friend. ,,🍽️
Holy shit my sister made me a stamp of me!
January 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Holy shit my sister made me a stamp of me!
So much belly happening right now. Got a long pepper bacon and a bunch of pancetta curing in the fridge 🍽️
December 19, 2024 at 12:14 AM
So much belly happening right now. Got a long pepper bacon and a bunch of pancetta curing in the fridge 🍽️
Artsy farts, what exactly is going on here?
November 14, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Artsy farts, what exactly is going on here?
Did a riff on pancetta with some side pork ends. 10 days in my salt/turbinado cure with the pancetta spice set and 4 hours in the cold smoker. I was worried that the sugar cure and the smoke wouldn't work, I was wrong. Definitely making this happen again.🍽️
September 22, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Did a riff on pancetta with some side pork ends. 10 days in my salt/turbinado cure with the pancetta spice set and 4 hours in the cold smoker. I was worried that the sugar cure and the smoke wouldn't work, I was wrong. Definitely making this happen again.🍽️
This summer has been a shit show. At least I know how to clean a flattop. 🍽️
August 5, 2024 at 6:00 AM
This summer has been a shit show. At least I know how to clean a flattop. 🍽️
Not sure who approved this little nugget or how long it languished in the bodega before I bought it, but I do appreciate that the typography and "art" is on par with the concept and execution of the NFTs it is mocking. The best part is that it is probably worth more than NFTs are today.
May 23, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Not sure who approved this little nugget or how long it languished in the bodega before I bought it, but I do appreciate that the typography and "art" is on par with the concept and execution of the NFTs it is mocking. The best part is that it is probably worth more than NFTs are today.
Just made an infused peanut butter and spread it in a double stuffed Oreo. I almost had a second. 30ish per. That lumpy little guy is the infused peanut butter, 130g with 1000mg of THC. 🍽️
April 20, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Just made an infused peanut butter and spread it in a double stuffed Oreo. I almost had a second. 30ish per. That lumpy little guy is the infused peanut butter, 130g with 1000mg of THC. 🍽️
Ruining the paint to own the libs.
April 12, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Ruining the paint to own the libs.
Like tears in the rain.
March 11, 2024 at 7:41 AM
Like tears in the rain.
Your guests will be stunned by your devotion to the Lord when you bring Cheesus Christ to the refreshment table. Add some crackers and this homemade port wine cheese ball is suitable for communion. Christ's blood and body have never been so delicious!🍽️
March 3, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Your guests will be stunned by your devotion to the Lord when you bring Cheesus Christ to the refreshment table. Add some crackers and this homemade port wine cheese ball is suitable for communion. Christ's blood and body have never been so delicious!🍽️
Cauliflower roasted in olive oil and za'atar, next to some homemade labneh dressed with sumac. So elegant with not a lot of work. 🍽️
February 26, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Cauliflower roasted in olive oil and za'atar, next to some homemade labneh dressed with sumac. So elegant with not a lot of work. 🍽️
Lie to me, I like it.
February 19, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Lie to me, I like it.