mandactyl
@mandactyl.bsky.social
Bacon. Edibles. Greeting Cards. Tomfoolery.
Don't mind me, I'm just trying out a post work thirst trap pic
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Don't mind me, I'm just trying out a post work thirst trap pic
Oh shit, it looks like shit's getting s-UR-ious
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oh shit, it looks like shit's getting s-UR-ious
I've got the death of an animal on my breath
October 27, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I've got the death of an animal on my breath
Just walking around, surrounded by artifacts from dead empires
October 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Just walking around, surrounded by artifacts from dead empires
Sometimes you have to make your own tools
September 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Sometimes you have to make your own tools
Black velvet cupcake recipe development round 2. Gluten free with black cocoa and cream cheese frosting. I have a couple ideas for the next round.🍽️
May 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Black velvet cupcake recipe development round 2. Gluten free with black cocoa and cream cheese frosting. I have a couple ideas for the next round.🍽️
Kinda wondering about how many micro plastics I have put into the environment from these frilly picks? No one ever thought that the club sandwich was such an environmental disaster. 🍽️
May 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Kinda wondering about how many micro plastics I have put into the environment from these frilly picks? No one ever thought that the club sandwich was such an environmental disaster. 🍽️
Sometimes it's best not to see behind the curtain.
April 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sometimes it's best not to see behind the curtain.
The only silver lining about stock market shitting itself to death today is that I don't have to worry about my non-existent retirement plan losing money
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The only silver lining about stock market shitting itself to death today is that I don't have to worry about my non-existent retirement plan losing money
Don't mind me, I'm just over here manifesting that shit. And by that shit I mean 4 grams of powdered mushies in a tea
March 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Don't mind me, I'm just over here manifesting that shit. And by that shit I mean 4 grams of powdered mushies in a tea
So I quit my job and this is what my exec chef had to say to me, glad to be out of there and I can't wait to see how much longer he works there without me propping him up
March 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
So I quit my job and this is what my exec chef had to say to me, glad to be out of there and I can't wait to see how much longer he works there without me propping him up
Am I the only one who feels a little guilty about kicking the dogs out of the room before you do some fucking?
February 2, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Am I the only one who feels a little guilty about kicking the dogs out of the room before you do some fucking?
Hello darkness my old friend. ,,🍽️
January 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Hello darkness my old friend. ,,🍽️
Holy shit my sister made me a stamp of me!
January 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Holy shit my sister made me a stamp of me!
So much belly happening right now. Got a long pepper bacon and a bunch of pancetta curing in the fridge 🍽️
December 19, 2024 at 12:14 AM
So much belly happening right now. Got a long pepper bacon and a bunch of pancetta curing in the fridge 🍽️
The town is doing it's xmas parade today. They close the main drag and ride tractors with lights and ads for local businesses on them around in circles for like 3 hours. Surprisingly, the townies aren't too thrilled when you yell, "Holy shit that tractor has lights on it!"
December 15, 2024 at 2:07 AM
The town is doing it's xmas parade today. They close the main drag and ride tractors with lights and ads for local businesses on them around in circles for like 3 hours. Surprisingly, the townies aren't too thrilled when you yell, "Holy shit that tractor has lights on it!"
Proud to announce that I just used super glue and didn't get my fingers glued together. Fuck Yeah
November 23, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Proud to announce that I just used super glue and didn't get my fingers glued together. Fuck Yeah
Artsy farts, what exactly is going on here?
November 14, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Artsy farts, what exactly is going on here?
Did a riff on pancetta with some side pork ends. 10 days in my salt/turbinado cure with the pancetta spice set and 4 hours in the cold smoker. I was worried that the sugar cure and the smoke wouldn't work, I was wrong. Definitely making this happen again.🍽️
September 22, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Did a riff on pancetta with some side pork ends. 10 days in my salt/turbinado cure with the pancetta spice set and 4 hours in the cold smoker. I was worried that the sugar cure and the smoke wouldn't work, I was wrong. Definitely making this happen again.🍽️
This summer has been a shit show. At least I know how to clean a flattop. 🍽️
August 5, 2024 at 6:00 AM
This summer has been a shit show. At least I know how to clean a flattop. 🍽️
Just got to use the phrase 'time flies when you're fixing other people's emergencies'
July 5, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Just got to use the phrase 'time flies when you're fixing other people's emergencies'
This is the kind of drunk that you could build a subculture around
May 27, 2024 at 8:14 AM
This is the kind of drunk that you could build a subculture around
Not sure who approved this little nugget or how long it languished in the bodega before I bought it, but I do appreciate that the typography and "art" is on par with the concept and execution of the NFTs it is mocking. The best part is that it is probably worth more than NFTs are today.
May 23, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Not sure who approved this little nugget or how long it languished in the bodega before I bought it, but I do appreciate that the typography and "art" is on par with the concept and execution of the NFTs it is mocking. The best part is that it is probably worth more than NFTs are today.