mike
manatr0n.bsky.social
mike
@manatr0n.bsky.social
Honestly yall I have no idea what I'm doing
Only 5 butt plugs?
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Oh an ICE drink
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Also they would have to eat more than 50 pounds per day for the entire trek
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Oh nice, all the comfort of hot cocoa except make it terrible
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Send in the cowlvary
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
So instead of subsidies to the insurance companies, we give subsidies straight to the people, who then give it to the insurance companies. Well, unless they just buy other shit with that money and go uninsured.
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Nah they are gonna all suddenly become bi, or at least claim blowing a dude doesn't make you gay. They twist themselves into solidarity. Remember how a bunch of them started showing up to rallies in diapers?
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I like how presidents didn't want to get congress to approve wars so they just claimed it was something other than war and everyone was just like "okay whatever"
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Ok all you ear bandage and diaper wearing Maga, grab your closest cousin and go to town, in solidarity with trump of course
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Got a feeling there will be a republican that "changes their mind"*

*gets a boatload of cash for their nay vote
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Watch as more blue states approve redistricting than red states.
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
When these dems sue the DOJ I hope they get the money directly from the GOP coffers
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Easiest game of two truths and a lie ever
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Why is island in quotes
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Conservatives are unified in their messaging concerning Republicans: they didn't commit a crime - ok they did it but it wasn't a crime - ok it was a crime but it's not that bad - democrats need to get over it so the country can heal
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If you try to distinguish between pedophile and ephebophile you end up sounding like a pedophile.
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The male loneliness epidemic is primarily due to those males being terrible towards women
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Yes, religious institutions, famous for denouncing child abuse
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"Why were the girls even there", "where were their parents", "it wasn't that bad if they stayed", "they were getting something out of it too"... anything other than "I fucked up and supported a pedophile"
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
It's not bc trump is morally opposed to human trafficking, just didn't want jeff to do it on his turf.
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It packed up it's holy spirit and left
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM