evan 🐍
manateeman.bsky.social
evan 🐍
@manateeman.bsky.social
25 • he/they • cincinnati ➡️ dc
what’s the deal with boring finance guys and zip up vests? when you get a job as an analyst do they just spawn in your closet?
April 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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AOC: What they like to call as radical, I believe is common sense.

I believe that when a person gets sick, they shouldn’t go bankrupt in the wealthiest country in the history of the world. Common sense

I believe that a minimum wage should cover the minimum cost to live. Common sense...
March 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i truly can’t stand the boomer yapping on my work calls
February 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
no you guys don’t understand this is just the 35th step in his master plan to bring down grocery and gas prices in rural arkansas!
February 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
flight risk is an insane watch. really bad writing and insane performances. but a few moments were great (intentional and not) +1 for bald mahk wahlberg and the lobster roll i ate before 3/10
January 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
we got conservatives openly hitting the sig heil now but sure actually it’s the pro palestinian jews who are anti semitic
January 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i can’t imagine being a property manager at a building with older people all of these freaks are such karens
January 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Dimension 20 live show in 2019 vs. Dimension 20 live show in 2025 🎉

(📷: @caitmayart.bsky.social)
January 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
the guy next to me on my train is casually drinking a four loko
January 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
hey so this is insane. we have the secret service investigating 11 year olds
UPDATE: Secret Service agents — not ICE — were denied entry at a Chicago school despite initial CPS reports, a CPS source said.

Secret Service agents were looking for an 11-year-old who posted an anti-Trump video, the source said. https://buff.ly/3EatFDz
January 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
i got to meet my friends!!
January 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
what an immaculate time to be a nerd.
January 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
what’s up with boomers and having their ringers turned on all the time
January 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
live footage of me explaining mass transit to acorn
January 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Already spotted a d20 fan in line for the train
January 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
THERES A CANES IN THE AMTRAK TERMINAL
January 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
omw to new york! first time on a long distance train
January 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
twitter is off my phone. it finally did it
January 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
acorn
October 17, 2024 at 5:59 PM