Man Wright (they/he) 🍆💀🐘🖤
@man-wright.bsky.social
Miserable little pile of secrets; The warmest place to hide
I login one time and people are talking pie violence. the best pie is the pie you are eating. the worst pie is the one whose crust fell apart while you were making it
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I login one time and people are talking pie violence. the best pie is the pie you are eating. the worst pie is the one whose crust fell apart while you were making it
the slugs had a message for me this morning
August 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
the slugs had a message for me this morning
This might not seem like much, but I'm not typically a flag waver of *any* sort, and god damn it, you are going to know who I am.
February 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
This might not seem like much, but I'm not typically a flag waver of *any* sort, and god damn it, you are going to know who I am.
Vegetable/Sardine roulette
August 31, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Vegetable/Sardine roulette
Should've been on guard against bones
![In a 4-3 ruling, the [Ohio] Supreme Court said Thursday that "boneless wings" refers to a cooking style, and that Berkheimer should've been on guard against bones since it is common knowledge that chickens have bones.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ny5jnutncimfpolta2tbrqqw/bafkreigh4oixokssrxj4kyd24zxsobcezxo7cvwvbpxa7teztnxwr3nv3q@jpeg)
August 7, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Should've been on guard against bones
I was thinking about a reader I used in IS Japanese. Look at these "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark"-esque illustrations
July 29, 2024 at 7:47 PM
I was thinking about a reader I used in IS Japanese. Look at these "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark"-esque illustrations
Made pie and found a spider this past week
June 27, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Made pie and found a spider this past week
Have to share this cutie I met 7 years ago since I follow the spider feeds #emotionalSupportSpood
May 17, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Have to share this cutie I met 7 years ago since I follow the spider feeds #emotionalSupportSpood
Actually.... It seems like I haven't got any good memes saved, sorry about that. Here's a little guy
May 16, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Actually.... It seems like I haven't got any good memes saved, sorry about that. Here's a little guy
![A Cleverbot conversation that reads:
User says: Hey dol merry dolo ring a ding a dillo. [sic]
Cleverbot says: Can we stop 'dinging'?
User says: Tom bom jolly Tom Tom bombadillo.
Cleverbot says: No.
User says: aw.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ny5jnutncimfpolta2tbrqqw/bafkreiakj3ihheh62vrf2sx6vyt4vz4c6hquekyywljuuwnk6pkrp5yzoq@jpeg)
Haven't posted here in a bit so let me clear out my memes and screenshots
May 16, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Haven't posted here in a bit so let me clear out my memes and screenshots
Wtf? They were only offering me between 50 and 500.
1000% how you get trafficked into a pig butchering scam
1000% how you get trafficked into a pig butchering scam
April 4, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Wtf? They were only offering me between 50 and 500.
1000% how you get trafficked into a pig butchering scam
1000% how you get trafficked into a pig butchering scam
Big magnolia
March 21, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Big magnolia
On Twitter I used to pound my desk and demand pictures of spiders and now there is a whole Bluesky feed for that. I only follow two feeds and they are both spider feeds. Thanks Bluesky.
March 19, 2024 at 6:20 PM
On Twitter I used to pound my desk and demand pictures of spiders and now there is a whole Bluesky feed for that. I only follow two feeds and they are both spider feeds. Thanks Bluesky.
Don't talk to me or my yeast son ever again
March 17, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Don't talk to me or my yeast son ever again
I'm still in pain from this Facebook ad I saw last night.
March 14, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I'm still in pain from this Facebook ad I saw last night.
You mean theft went up after COVID lockdowns ended? and gov said the pandemic was over? and it was safe to go back to crowded places?!?? No waaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
And it's all just vibes, huh? What feels true? Fuzzy math? Well I'm convinced (that "security experts" is an overly generous term).
And it's all just vibes, huh? What feels true? Fuzzy math? Well I'm convinced (that "security experts" is an overly generous term).
March 11, 2024 at 10:04 PM
You mean theft went up after COVID lockdowns ended? and gov said the pandemic was over? and it was safe to go back to crowded places?!?? No waaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
And it's all just vibes, huh? What feels true? Fuzzy math? Well I'm convinced (that "security experts" is an overly generous term).
And it's all just vibes, huh? What feels true? Fuzzy math? Well I'm convinced (that "security experts" is an overly generous term).
