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A wish is a dream is a smile Jesus Christ who writes this crap.
- Marla. Marla was the best. Marla . . . (drools)
- Mr. President? Mr. President?
- (suddenly erect) You're not Marla. Where's Marla? I want Marla! . . . There she is. Marla, come here. God, what a piece of ass.
- Mr. President, that's Tiffany. She's--
- MARLA! MARLA! I WANT TO SCHLONG YOU!
- Mr. President? Mr. President?
- (suddenly erect) You're not Marla. Where's Marla? I want Marla! . . . There she is. Marla, come here. God, what a piece of ass.
- Mr. President, that's Tiffany. She's--
- MARLA! MARLA! I WANT TO SCHLONG YOU!
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
- Marla. Marla was the best. Marla . . . (drools)
- Mr. President? Mr. President?
- (suddenly erect) You're not Marla. Where's Marla? I want Marla! . . . There she is. Marla, come here. God, what a piece of ass.
- Mr. President, that's Tiffany. She's--
- MARLA! MARLA! I WANT TO SCHLONG YOU!
- Mr. President? Mr. President?
- (suddenly erect) You're not Marla. Where's Marla? I want Marla! . . . There she is. Marla, come here. God, what a piece of ass.
- Mr. President, that's Tiffany. She's--
- MARLA! MARLA! I WANT TO SCHLONG YOU!
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December 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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If you are a bell ringer doing the Cha Cha Slide, I will drop ten dollars in your kettle.
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If you are a bell ringer doing the Cha Cha Slide, I will drop ten dollars in your kettle.
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"Kon'nichiwa, watashi ni tabemono o motte kite kureru hito"?! You've been learning Japanese behind my back again! And with a flawless accent.
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
"Kon'nichiwa, watashi ni tabemono o motte kite kureru hito"?! You've been learning Japanese behind my back again! And with a flawless accent.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Palindrome sighting! Biggest one today. I feel like Hemingway bagging a tusker.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Palindrome sighting! Biggest one today. I feel like Hemingway bagging a tusker.
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November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Here it is--the latest in when Trump will release the Epstein files.
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Here it is--the latest in when Trump will release the Epstein files.
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November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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You know what they say about a man who has big penis shoes. It means he probably has a big penis rocket.
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You know what they say about a man who has big penis shoes. It means he probably has a big penis rocket.
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November 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Illustrated
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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