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A wish is a dream is a smile Jesus Christ who writes this crap.
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Stacy's mom's got nothing on this Dune kid's mom.
January 25, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Stacy's mom's got nothing on this Dune kid's mom.
Is that a worm?
January 25, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Is that a worm?
Steven Seagal and Jason Momoa are approximately the same person.
January 25, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Steven Seagal and Jason Momoa are approximately the same person.
True Thing
I have no idea what ranch dressing is.
I have no idea what ranch dressing is.
January 25, 2026 at 12:50 AM
True Thing
I have no idea what ranch dressing is.
I have no idea what ranch dressing is.
Enough of this shit. I'm going astral.
January 25, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Enough of this shit. I'm going astral.
The Devolution of Reputation
Honor
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Honor
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Brand
January 25, 2026 at 12:18 AM
The Devolution of Reputation
Honor
Image
Brand
Honor
Image
Brand
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
January 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
The word of the day is . . .
January 24, 2026 at 12:12 PM
The word of the day is . . .
She was chasing a rabbit and fell down a hole. That's all I know.
- Dinah's version
- Dinah's version
January 24, 2026 at 12:11 PM
She was chasing a rabbit and fell down a hole. That's all I know.
- Dinah's version
- Dinah's version
True Thing
A UK columnist who wanted to put young people into forced labor said she wasn't a hypocrite because her own son would be among the subjects.
A UK columnist who wanted to put young people into forced labor said she wasn't a hypocrite because her own son would be among the subjects.
January 24, 2026 at 5:08 AM
True Thing
A UK columnist who wanted to put young people into forced labor said she wasn't a hypocrite because her own son would be among the subjects.
A UK columnist who wanted to put young people into forced labor said she wasn't a hypocrite because her own son would be among the subjects.
Not one pig in a thousand knows he's going to be bacon.
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Not one pig in a thousand knows he's going to be bacon.
Condo sex is dirty sex.
January 24, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Condo sex is dirty sex.
- If the pope shat in your living room would you report him to the police?
- Which pope?
- Which pope? What does it matter?
- Well, I have different feelings about different popes.
-- some damn Monty Python thing
- Which pope?
- Which pope? What does it matter?
- Well, I have different feelings about different popes.
-- some damn Monty Python thing
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 AM
- If the pope shat in your living room would you report him to the police?
- Which pope?
- Which pope? What does it matter?
- Well, I have different feelings about different popes.
-- some damn Monty Python thing
- Which pope?
- Which pope? What does it matter?
- Well, I have different feelings about different popes.
-- some damn Monty Python thing
The word of the day is . .
January 23, 2026 at 10:48 PM
The word of the day is . .
I think we're in a moral crisis.
- Jon Meacham. Insightful.
- Jon Meacham. Insightful.
January 23, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I think we're in a moral crisis.
- Jon Meacham. Insightful.
- Jon Meacham. Insightful.
A boner is a sperm piñata.
January 23, 2026 at 5:37 AM
A boner is a sperm piñata.
"Insane billionaire ruins America" was not on my bingo card.
January 23, 2026 at 5:20 AM
"Insane billionaire ruins America" was not on my bingo card.
What goes ha ha ha plop? Someone laughing and then taking a shit.
January 23, 2026 at 5:15 AM
What goes ha ha ha plop? Someone laughing and then taking a shit.
The word of the day is . . .
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 AM
The word of the day is . . .
Can a Toyota Corolla be cool? Bat to the man, yes.
January 23, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Can a Toyota Corolla be cool? Bat to the man, yes.
Edible Arrangements is now just Edible. Nasty.
January 22, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Edible Arrangements is now just Edible. Nasty.
And they cut him all the way down
- David Letterman
- David Letterman
January 22, 2026 at 11:04 PM
And they cut him all the way down
- David Letterman
- David Letterman
I'm getting a lot of interest in my script, "Untitled George Clooney Project."
January 22, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I'm getting a lot of interest in my script, "Untitled George Clooney Project."
TACO Wednesday
January 22, 2026 at 2:39 AM
TACO Wednesday
There are people for whom flatulence is an actual medical problem. Doctors call them the super farters.
January 22, 2026 at 12:58 AM
There are people for whom flatulence is an actual medical problem. Doctors call them the super farters.