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A wish is a dream is a smile Jesus Christ who writes this crap.
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There's an app that perfectly organizes all your other apps. It's called turning off the phone.
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
There's an app that perfectly organizes all your other apps. It's called turning off the phone.
Johnny Champagne don't use no condom.
- Johnny Champagne, the original "bad boy" character on Happy Days. Replaced by the Fonz.
- Johnny Champagne, the original "bad boy" character on Happy Days. Replaced by the Fonz.
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Johnny Champagne don't use no condom.
- Johnny Champagne, the original "bad boy" character on Happy Days. Replaced by the Fonz.
- Johnny Champagne, the original "bad boy" character on Happy Days. Replaced by the Fonz.
New winter jacket. Snazzy, zippery, waterproof. I feel absolutely Nordic.
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
New winter jacket. Snazzy, zippery, waterproof. I feel absolutely Nordic.
It's a really good riddle. I got it from a troll under a bridge.
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It's a really good riddle. I got it from a troll under a bridge.
Keynes, McLuhan, Peterson.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Keynes, McLuhan, Peterson.
I just learned the name of Mike Johnson's antiporn app: A Good Wank Spoiled.
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I just learned the name of Mike Johnson's antiporn app: A Good Wank Spoiled.
George "David Cop-a-feel" Bush was a better demented old man than Donald "Quiet, Piggy" Trump.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
George "David Cop-a-feel" Bush was a better demented old man than Donald "Quiet, Piggy" Trump.
ICE is nothing but a methed-up cracker posse.
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
ICE is nothing but a methed-up cracker posse.
I'm still deciding which to join, ICE or a drunken posse.
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I'm still deciding which to join, ICE or a drunken posse.
Horsemanship should not be confused with centaurship. They're completely different things.
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Horsemanship should not be confused with centaurship. They're completely different things.
I ate so much I shat a turducken.
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I ate so much I shat a turducken.
Pleasure me! Pleasure me with your six-fingered hand!
- A.I. porn
- A.I. porn
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Pleasure me! Pleasure me with your six-fingered hand!
- A.I. porn
- A.I. porn
The day before Thanksgiving. Dreadsgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The day before Thanksgiving. Dreadsgiving.
The tiger was trying to help Roy
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The tiger was trying to help Roy
Every day is hump day when you're a camel.
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every day is hump day when you're a camel.
If Pop-Tarts had more fruit inside, they wouldn't need frosting outside.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If Pop-Tarts had more fruit inside, they wouldn't need frosting outside.
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The word of the day is . . .
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The word of the day is . . .
Palindrome sighting! Biggest one today. I feel like Hemingway bagging a tusker.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Palindrome sighting! Biggest one today. I feel like Hemingway bagging a tusker.
I wonder how many quirky high school girls ask John Oliver to prom every year. And the Alan Cumming types, too.
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I wonder how many quirky high school girls ask John Oliver to prom every year. And the Alan Cumming types, too.
I was just at Target, and it turns out I have to replace all my "Wicked" crap with "Wicked: For Good" crap.
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I was just at Target, and it turns out I have to replace all my "Wicked" crap with "Wicked: For Good" crap.
Red hair, tattoo, nose ring. One of those millennials.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Red hair, tattoo, nose ring. One of those millennials.
Tell me the secret of life. TELL ME THE SECRET OF LIFE!
- Jack Bauer to the Dali Lama
- Jack Bauer to the Dali Lama
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Tell me the secret of life. TELL ME THE SECRET OF LIFE!
- Jack Bauer to the Dali Lama
- Jack Bauer to the Dali Lama
Not now. I'm scanning the horizon.
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Not now. I'm scanning the horizon.
Melania is to Donald as thong is to diaper.
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Melania is to Donald as thong is to diaper.
I cannot tell a lie. You have seduced me with your emojis.
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I cannot tell a lie. You have seduced me with your emojis.