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Missa Carlson
@mamamissa.bsky.social
My name doesn't rhyme with Lisa - I'm not Jar Jar Binx.
Oregon Notary Public
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Nature photographer
Girl mom x2 (3 y & 7 m)
This zucchini also came from that harvest. All of the jokes have already been made.
August 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Just my husband being VERY proud of his veggie garden haul. This is actually a pretty small harvest - he was just particularly excited for the cauliflower.
August 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I don't know which corners of the internet my mother is lurking in, but I'm pretty sure this space is safe for me to grow in my own motherhood without her stalking.
July 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Reading is political, and it always has been. Here are some of the classic books on the banned list that you should definitely check out.
July 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I have acquired a void. Meet Purrsephone, or, "Sephy", as my toddler calls her.
June 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Liberals AND conservatives also cried about how violent MLK was in the 60s. This comic is from 1967.
June 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I will forever strive to be a beautiful as the Welsh Harlequin duck. (Look, Auto, I did mean "duck" this time!)
March 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Man. Some things never change, I guess. "Too bad about your country, but we don't want you. 🤷‍♀️"
December 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
A very happy and joyous Yule to all who enjoy the blessings of the winter solstice 🎄
December 22, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Events that were planned for this evening - a middle school dance and a parenting café - have been canceled because of the weather. But let's send the kids to school on a Friday for a whole day and make everybody drive to work! For the record, school was canceled yesterday.
December 13, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Just ask anyone who has been to a Dutch or Scandinavian "prison."
November 17, 2024 at 8:43 AM
My chickens wish to say hello to your chickens.
November 17, 2024 at 3:29 AM
The flock of mother cluckers and their pimp, Ruckus, for your viewing pleasure. There are more in the coop.
#oregonhomestead #chickens #rooster #barredrock #whitelonghorn #silverlacedwyandotte #rhodeislandred #easteregger #oliveegger
November 16, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Yesterday, before the torrential downpour, the skies were blue, and I got to go up to the top of the town Christmas tree in a lift. It was absolutely stunning.

#wascooregon #highdesert #oregon #wasco #pnw
November 13, 2024 at 10:26 PM