Marcus Hutchins
@malwaretech.com
I like how the options were:
A) accept that Mamdani's proposals aren't radical, they're part of normal political discourse in lots of places.
B) claim they are radical.
But bro decided to come up with his own option:
C) defend the status quo by writing weird fanfic cope about how Obama is left wing
A) accept that Mamdani's proposals aren't radical, they're part of normal political discourse in lots of places.
B) claim they are radical.
But bro decided to come up with his own option:
C) defend the status quo by writing weird fanfic cope about how Obama is left wing
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I like how the options were:
A) accept that Mamdani's proposals aren't radical, they're part of normal political discourse in lots of places.
B) claim they are radical.
But bro decided to come up with his own option:
C) defend the status quo by writing weird fanfic cope about how Obama is left wing
A) accept that Mamdani's proposals aren't radical, they're part of normal political discourse in lots of places.
B) claim they are radical.
But bro decided to come up with his own option:
C) defend the status quo by writing weird fanfic cope about how Obama is left wing
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
Chronically online weirdos have basically created the liberal equivalent of those nonsense mainstream media posts about how "millennials are killing the socks industry" that were like crack cocaine for boomers.
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Chronically online weirdos have basically created the liberal equivalent of those nonsense mainstream media posts about how "millennials are killing the socks industry" that were like crack cocaine for boomers.
lmao, Poland is so real for this
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 AM
lmao, Poland is so real for this
This is an excerpt from the original paper (which I'm convinced had to have been written using AI). Every single bullet point just says "X malware is a good/strong/excellent example of AI-powered ransomware", then they list normal ransomware feature and don't elaborate on why they think it was "AI".
October 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This is an excerpt from the original paper (which I'm convinced had to have been written using AI). Every single bullet point just says "X malware is a good/strong/excellent example of AI-powered ransomware", then they list normal ransomware feature and don't elaborate on why they think it was "AI".
The general manager of a US defense contractor selling sensitive stolen technology to Russia, then his seized assets being almost entire fake watches, is really something 😆
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October 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The general manager of a US defense contractor selling sensitive stolen technology to Russia, then his seized assets being almost entire fake watches, is really something 😆
techcrunch.com/2025/10/29/f...
techcrunch.com/2025/10/29/f...
This is what announcing 30,000 layoffs does to your stock price in 2025. I fear AI mania has completely cooked investor’s brains
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This is what announcing 30,000 layoffs does to your stock price in 2025. I fear AI mania has completely cooked investor’s brains
But do we know for sure that the government shutdown wasn't also caused by Chinese cyberweapons?
October 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
But do we know for sure that the government shutdown wasn't also caused by Chinese cyberweapons?
Bought some new art
October 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Bought some new art
lol, got blocked. But yeah, it's ironic as the most problematic demographic is the one that's entirely motivated by fear. gays, trans people, antidepressants, liberals, "pot". vaccines. Would someone please think of the children? Posting this graph is more indicative of the problem than its content.
October 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
lol, got blocked. But yeah, it's ironic as the most problematic demographic is the one that's entirely motivated by fear. gays, trans people, antidepressants, liberals, "pot". vaccines. Would someone please think of the children? Posting this graph is more indicative of the problem than its content.
Absolutely incredible stuff coming out of Bozo The Clown School of Economics.
1. convince everyone you're going to fix the economy by slapping tariffs on everything.
2. Tell Americans that other countries will pay the tariffs, even though tariffs are paid by importers (you).
1/5
1. convince everyone you're going to fix the economy by slapping tariffs on everything.
2. Tell Americans that other countries will pay the tariffs, even though tariffs are paid by importers (you).
1/5
October 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Absolutely incredible stuff coming out of Bozo The Clown School of Economics.
1. convince everyone you're going to fix the economy by slapping tariffs on everything.
2. Tell Americans that other countries will pay the tariffs, even though tariffs are paid by importers (you).
1/5
1. convince everyone you're going to fix the economy by slapping tariffs on everything.
2. Tell Americans that other countries will pay the tariffs, even though tariffs are paid by importers (you).
1/5
I absolutely hate how every US media outlet will do this every time a cop shoots someone. They'll make the headline vague to imply an officer was shot by a suspect, then abuse passive voice to absolve the officer of any wrongdoing. "the agent’s weapon discharged". BRO, HE SHOT HIS COLLEAGUE.
October 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I absolutely hate how every US media outlet will do this every time a cop shoots someone. They'll make the headline vague to imply an officer was shot by a suspect, then abuse passive voice to absolve the officer of any wrongdoing. "the agent’s weapon discharged". BRO, HE SHOT HIS COLLEAGUE.
I really want to know what this guy spent 7 years studying, because "We need quantum computers to protect the environment because the environment is quantum" is the kind of statement I'd expect from a 7 year old after watching a single PBS Space Time YouTube video.
October 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I really want to know what this guy spent 7 years studying, because "We need quantum computers to protect the environment because the environment is quantum" is the kind of statement I'd expect from a 7 year old after watching a single PBS Space Time YouTube video.
The Amex has a cool feature where if I hold it up to the light it shows me who spent all my money
October 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The Amex has a cool feature where if I hold it up to the light it shows me who spent all my money
The latest addition to my collection of credit cards I applied for simply because they look nice 😌
October 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The latest addition to my collection of credit cards I applied for simply because they look nice 😌
I was watching a YouTube video and stumbled across possibly the funniest air rifle design ever. The pressure gauge is on the front of the gun, so you basically have to stare down the barrel to check the air pressure. This specific one has a muzzle energy equivalent to that of an AK-47.
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I was watching a YouTube video and stumbled across possibly the funniest air rifle design ever. The pressure gauge is on the front of the gun, so you basically have to stare down the barrel to check the air pressure. This specific one has a muzzle energy equivalent to that of an AK-47.
I know plenty of women, many of whom are firearm enthusiasts. I, however, don't know any women who dress up to pose for photo ops during ICE raids where they point the barrel of an M4 at the head of the person standing next to them
October 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I know plenty of women, many of whom are firearm enthusiasts. I, however, don't know any women who dress up to pose for photo ops during ICE raids where they point the barrel of an M4 at the head of the person standing next to them
I have such a craving for this exact vibe, but I should probably learn to snowboard so I'm not just going on vacation to ski resorts for no reason
October 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I have such a craving for this exact vibe, but I should probably learn to snowboard so I'm not just going on vacation to ski resorts for no reason
If you've ever wondered how someone making upwards of $1m a year as a deputy CISO at a big tech company spends their Saturday night: it's apparently replying to my boss' LinkedIn post about hiring me to bring up crimes I committed 12 years ago and was sentenced for 😃
October 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If you've ever wondered how someone making upwards of $1m a year as a deputy CISO at a big tech company spends their Saturday night: it's apparently replying to my boss' LinkedIn post about hiring me to bring up crimes I committed 12 years ago and was sentenced for 😃
Arctic dog doing arctic dog things
October 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Arctic dog doing arctic dog things