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Probably ought to be doing something creative
All the Moore stans wake up to the sound of a raven with magenta eyes rapping on their windows. It cocks it head and caws in a strong Midlands accent "The great work begins. Netflix falls tonight."
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
And milk's like, shake shake to the milk
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Also, it's very easy. You lampshade it. You have someone say "Bond? I have it on good authority that Bond is dead." And Bond just twinkles and goes "Well, I've never been very good at listening to authority figures..." And then he shoots someone. With a winning poker hand. Or something.
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hello! The answer, weirdly enough, is Wizardy! Specifically the fact that DnD used the more porcine features of Tolkien's orcs (flat noses, tusks) and the CRPG "Wizardry" was inspired by, and ran with, the piglike imagery. Wizardry was a bit hit in Japan, now most Japanese orcs are pig-men.
October 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The one at the front looks like he's about to earnestly repeat a facebook conspiracy theory at you while looking mildly constipated
October 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I'm a vegetarian who enjoys flavour, and spent a good amount of my twenties very poor and not in full possession of my facilities. I treat flavour profiles like Magic: The Gathering decks -- this is what I need it to do, but *this* is what I can afford...
September 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
If you add smoke and salt to the flavour profile of 'rich-sweet', you need a balancer too. Spinach? Or maybe even the dreaded Kale (blanch it first for texture)
September 11, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Banana Sandwich with green tomatoes. You wanna go weird, go fully weird
September 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I've got bad news. The Baudrillard you've created in your head to be disappointed in you is now more real than the real Baudrillard
August 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I am so damn glad to see you saying this. Looking forward to when it makes its way up to my neck of the woods
July 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Thank you all so much. You have made my day a heck of a lot better.
May 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I had whooping cough last year. My wife and I both had it, and were incredibly embarrassed by having such a Victorian-ass disease.
May 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It's nonsense, it's uncosted, it implies violence and it's almost completely impossible. The PLP will back me to the hilt.
May 16, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I think I might offer myself as a replacement for Morgan McSweeny, cos his plans are clearly shite. My plan: "Yes immigration is high. Yes there are billionaires taking the piss - so here's my solution *clicks to next slide which just shows a schematic of Tallgeese and 2030* Big. Fucking. Mechs."
May 16, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Well that's a glitch/ambient track title if ever I saw one. 'a patch of land north of Greenville, North Carolina' should be on the next ep
May 15, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I fully intend to get you on more tracks.
May 15, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I think my biggest problem is the colour split on the letters makes me read it as the past tense of Wick. This is a film about two fantasy women who have been in a gunplay fight with Keanu Reeves. They've been Wicked.
May 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
How dare you sir! When a Brit reaches rock bottom, why we simply pull out a pickaxe and find a way to sink lower! *shuffles off blightying to self*
May 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM