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Probably ought to be doing something creative
I'm having a bit of low mood at the moment, so I decided to buy a present for my wife - which means I get to watch @erikaishii.bsky.social stab people in a very pretty game (cat for chiminage)
October 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'm having a bad mental health day today. So I'm listening to They Might Be Giants, and asking the universe (you) for cat pics.
Here's one to get you started
#proofofcat
May 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Yesterday I was ill. Fever, sweats, thumping headache -whole 9 yds. Today I woke up feeling better. Showered. Took stuff to the tip. Bought a plant. Made really tasty battered mushrooms and got a couple of pictures of my cats being adorable. I'm taking today as a win.
February 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Here. Have a picture of a lovely cat who has decided to sit atop a door and scream at the universe.
January 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
One thing I like when doing the "oh gods we need to organise this space" dance is finding things I once thought lost. @pjmontgomery.bsky.social @joeglass.bsky.social
January 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Mochi has informed us that yes, she will in fact be helping wrap the presents
December 21, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Oh no
December 14, 2024 at 6:26 PM
@dorkomatic.bsky.social I didn't make bread. But I did make this. And a really healthy vegetable soup. The cake is uh... not as healthy.
December 8, 2024 at 5:33 PM
My cats, love-bombing the heck out of my wife in the hope that treats will appear
November 27, 2024 at 8:13 AM
That's a sheep.
November 16, 2024 at 11:49 AM
November 9, 2024 at 1:20 PM
And I posted it before I attached the picture. Classic.
November 6, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Less of a looker than some of my food, but this is a hasselback sweet potato with a dark muscavado glaze, an ancho chilli smokey sauce, and chickpea, pumpkin and fennel mash. Fully vegan, very tasty, and - most importantly - a learning experience. Next time it'll taste good and look good too
October 9, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Mochi here decided that during this visit to the vets she was going to demonstrate her love for classic cinema by recreating the 'under the truck' scene from Raiders Of The Lost Ark, resulting in her wedging herself in the dental hygiene machine, and refusing to come out until the vet left
October 3, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Haven't updated my #proofofcat for a while. Here they are, enjoying the morning, in a rare moment of calm
September 22, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Yeah, it's another cooking post. This is Apple and Pecan fritters, double glazed in a maple syrup and cinnamon glaze. It's not healthy, there's enough sugar in it to summon a small tribe of Hugh Lauries and they were absolutely damn delicious.
September 3, 2024 at 7:21 PM
After a couple of low days, where I was truly knackered, we finally built the bed yesterday. I also made a salad. This is day two of said salad, this time with some bread so I don't fall over at 4pm.
August 22, 2024 at 12:22 PM
One of the reasons I do this is to remember what I have eaten. Today I ate breakfast (boiled eggs and chickpeas) and then forgot about lunch. So here's a big stack of chips with beer-battered aubergine slices to make up for it. Also it's Friday, and this isn't a takeaway - a serious improvement!
August 16, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Had my parents over to the new house for the first time since moving in. Made them baked courgette, champit neep and tatties and a meatless stew. Had leftover mash, so this morning -- homemade potato scones!
August 15, 2024 at 7:03 AM
I warned you about food posting, right. Cos today's lunch is roasted potatoes and celeriac with a mustard glaze, accompanied by some flavoured mayo and kimchi for a little spicy twist
August 13, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Just to warn people - I have a kitchen I can cook in now. There will be food posting on main. This is courgette fried in garlic infused oil, with a chickpea accoutrement in a Dijon and tahini sauce. Rice cakes for cronch
August 12, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Every so often I am reminded that sites like GameRant don't actually play games, they just look at other people's comments on them. HH is not the most complicated weapon in the game. It doesn't have stances, you don't charge phials, and it doesn't need ammo. HH is easy. You doot, monster fall down.
August 11, 2024 at 9:32 AM
I looked up from where I sat, eating a bowl of spicy stuff (lentils, chickpeas, mushrooms and crushed tomato) and saw this. Felt peaceful. I hope you, whoever you are, feel peaceful too.
August 10, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Currently working on moving house, heading 400 miles up country. To spare the cats the stress, they are on holiday while we do the hard bit. Here they are in the studio, about to drop the hottest rap album of the summer
July 30, 2024 at 9:57 PM
July 21, 2024 at 2:04 PM