Malt
maltasaurus.bsky.social
Malt
@maltasaurus.bsky.social
Tennessee, USA
un gato carey
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September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Bahamut Fayth: You're gay.

Tidus: What are you talking about?

Bahamut Fayth: Everyone in Zanarkand is gay.

Tidus: I literally like women???

Bahamut Fayth: You can like women if you're gay. It's called Bisexuality.

Narrator Tidus: I had forgotten about Bisexuality.
December 14, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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January 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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January 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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hmmmmmmmmff 🍷
January 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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for the potato fears not death
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Hutt slug
December 30, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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Terry Pratchett
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
December 24, 2024 at 8:07 AM
December 8, 2024 at 5:15 AM
el ángel de mi vida
December 2, 2024 at 1:40 PM
the eeper
November 30, 2024 at 9:18 AM
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like I understand where you're coming from here but they very much did cancel jesus.
November 29, 2024 at 12:43 PM
November 28, 2024 at 11:55 AM
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might fuck around and start a tracksuit company called stolen velour
November 26, 2024 at 3:25 AM
she has asthma 🥺
November 23, 2024 at 3:45 PM
we all get a little sad sometimes.

but we can also get a little carne mechada. put it on some arepas or whatever
November 22, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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Mis rodillas cuando toca hacer sentadillas con peso.
November 21, 2024 at 11:40 AM
if Sotha Sil were still alive today, he would have loved Kubernetes
November 20, 2024 at 1:42 PM
She makes this face when she wants chicken. You may notice that this is also her only facial expression. That is because she desires chicken at all times.
November 20, 2024 at 12:13 AM
extremely evil creature
November 18, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Thea is a sweet baby angel and she has never done anything wrong
November 17, 2024 at 3:34 AM