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Marco
@malmeida.bsky.social
He/Him/His. Physics & Math teacher out in Western Mass. You'll also likely be subject to me regularly bringing up social justice-related things, music, and probably the Celtics. Oh and bread.
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Please stop releasing album of the year lists

I'm so tired

I can't listen anymore
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hey linear algebra folks, what's the quickest way to input a matrix & get out a row-equivalent matrix by having the computer perform some random assortment of row operations? Is there some sort of site/interactive that'll do that. Bonus points if I can 'paste' the matrix somehow rather than retyping
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
🎵 Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer 🎵
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you're local to me, Monsoon Roastery is doing 20% off today if you like good coffee.
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The sound of exuberance from students echoed throughout the bowling alley when they got the snow day notification.
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Wearing your scarf indoors lets you cosplay the upperclass academic while hiding the thermacare you're wearing because you're old and you need a new mattress 😉
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This is the greeting you get after being gone a few days
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Having no ceiling is intrinsically incompatible with having a strong floor and these idiots can't see that. Strong floor? The sociopaths will continue hoarding the world's resources until many of us are under the floorboards, are literally underground. Foh
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Assume a special hedgehog #ITeachPhysics
Part 218 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd

Ceramic hedgehog dated to the Neolithic period found at the Hamin archaeological site near Shebotu Town in Inner Mongolia, China
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
ummmmmm
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
At my parents' and the Portuguese news is examining videos/stories from the Internet and confirming whether they're real or AI
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I'm sorry your cat isn't as cute as this
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Oh, ah-ah-ah-ah
Oh, ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A student asked for my IG so I wrote down

B3$T_FysiCi$T

"Actually?"
"Yeah, I was younger when I made it"

How do they still believe anything I tell them!?
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Freya with the facts
I wish I was better at delivering sub-par work instead of spending so much time working on but then not delivering on my slightly better work
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Being an adult is being psyched that a weird last minute change in the school schedule this week just makes it so you can get your car inspected during the week *and* they do it in like ten minutes. #winning
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Is theuniverseandmore.com/games/graphi... not working for anyone else right now? TIA #ITeachPhysics
theuniverseandmore.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

(Damn I think Imma listen to it rn)
November 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Unmute for adorable kitten sounds
November 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Reposted by Marco
Saw someone say Republicans exploit the fact that Democrats (usually) actually want to help people, and that felt to me a bit like how administrators exploit the fact that faculty (usually) actually want to help students
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
throwback from 2017
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Is there something as seamless as Imgur where I can take a screenshot and paste it from my clipboard without actually having to *upload* an image? For like one-off things where I don't care what happens to it after a week. Want something that's not like associated w Reddit and the like
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I feel like getting a taste of stuff like this would scratch an itch for some students, using their math (with the help of computation) to do good.

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
@chrisbecke.bsky.social Think I'm going to have my Intro to Physical Science students estimate the ISS speed with some of your transit photos
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM