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dustinkcouch.bsky.social
who you gonna call

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June 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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dustinkcouch.bsky.social
weird night on bluesky
Screenshot Of Bluesky on the Discover tab: Wholesome Facts: wait i just learned that to keep from drifting apart otters will hold hands and plan date nights Bluesky: You might have noticed the app glitching out a little bit today. We think it may be related to screenshots of Twitter/X so please refrain from posting those for now. gunman: wow wonder why everyones leaving twitter big mystery (Screenshot of Bluecheck user on Twitter) On my own: They don't give a fuck about you. They only care about their agenda and their woke cult. They don't just want your money. They want your blood. (quote tweet from Pop Crave: Sony reveals title of Bug Boy reboot: Bug Girl) (Poster of Bug Girl with Tagline: Little Bug. Big Heart.) (screenshot of twitter ends here) (The replies, favs and shares under the screenshot all read 000) Nostalgia ZONE: am i the only one who remembers myspace (screenshot of myspace) xxBritneyxx (~waffle mafia =]) Subject: Body: PLEASE OPEN: YOUR CRUSH WILL ASK YOU OUT IF... hello my name is kayla and i was killed by a drunk driver who stabbed me to death. the cops wouldn't even let my parents see my body because my corpse looked so crazy. send this to 5 people and repeat the phrase "kayla is so pretty" 10 times or i will be in your room tonight. PS i have no eyes or a face either && i'm dripping with blood [Proverbs 3:15-16] "Trust in the LORD with all (screenshot of myspace cuts off here) ms paint sonic: (reply to myspace screenshot) is this real Screenshot of Bluesky: ms paint sonic: kayla is so pretty! :) blue thumb: just got evicted (upside down smiley emoji) sorry to ask this but please send what you can Wholesome Facts: (reply) here ya go (picture of a cat) did you know cats love their humans SO much? You got this (fist bump emoji) blue thumb: (reply) i don't have a cat. quest psx: i think it can pull through (screenshot of CNN Article) X (Formerly Twitter) has lost 99.99% of its traffic in last 5 days X Continues Its Pilgrimage Into Oblivion ONA Comic: (a 4 panel comic) panel 1: (blue guy holding 2 coffees) hey i made us some coffee panel 2: (green guy holding 2 coffees) but i made us coffee too panel 3: (blue guy still holding coffee) guess thats why i love ya panel 4: (green guy still holding coffee) aw title in corner: Our Neurodivergent Asses wood plant: i should delete twitter (screenshot of twitter) Saved By HIM @rockoXVII They made Bug Boy woke. Burn it all the fuck down. (quote tweet of official sony account) Sony: Hey it's me Bug Girl! I'm a little bug with a big heart! (the replies, favs and retweets look like they're melting onto the next post. they spell out "Kayla") Wholesome Facts: did you know dogs made bugboy woke Alt text for 3rd screenshot is in the replies because it exceeds the character limit Fourth screenshot of Bluesky: The posts are all red and melty and the replies, favs and shares all spell out "I am in your room" There is a face in the backround as well. (bottom of tweet from ms paint sonic:) and that man's name was Albert Einstein. Share with 10 people or he will rise from the grave. gunman: ❤❤❤GOD LOVES YOU❤❤❤ SHARE WITH 7 PEOPLE OR YOU WILL GO TO HELL Wholesome Facts: did you know god has no eyes or even a face && shes dripping with blood ONA Comic: "I do not give Facebook consent to use my pictures, information or posts." paste this into your status or Facebook will sell your information! (four panel webcomic is all fucked up with text layed over it that says: HELLO MY NAME IS KAYLA AND I WAS STABBED TO DEATH I HAVE NO EYES I HAVE NO FACE I AM IN YOUR BEDROOM) wood plant: YOUR CRUSH WILL ASK YOU OUT if you share this with 8 PEOPLE. IF YOU DO NOT SHARE THIS THEY WILL HUNT YOU
October 18, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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dustinkcouch.bsky.social
it's that time of year again
Screenshot of a Tweet from @Twitter on 9/22/2022 and its replies. Twitter: Ready for halloween? (ghost emoji) (jack o lantern emoji) (skull emoji) So are we! That's why we're excited to introduce you to @TheBigWitch You'll be seeing a lot of her throughout the spooky season! But beware, she's out to give you a scare! Replies: The Big Witch: BOO! I'm The Big Witch! I'm flying around on my broomstick causing trouble! (broom emoji) (witch emoji) save game (response to The Big Witch): this seems like it's going to get old fast The Big Witch (response to save game): I'll place you in my cauldrom! I'm The Big- (The screenshot cuts off here) (The Big Witch's username and handle are both Orange) (Screenshot of Twitter Timeline) water tunic: the way virgos freeze up when you ask to see their phone... The Big Witch (reply): I eat frog legs for breakfast and toadwarts for lunch! water tunic (reply): quiet _ real pokemon: my life has gotten so much better ever since i chose peace and love over hate and negativity The Big Witch (reply): I choose dark magic and trickery! The Big Witch strikes again! real pokemon (reply): shut the fuck up _ bark simpson: not really comfortable with the fact that the big witch account is just a walking stereotype of witches The Big Witch (reply): You'll make a fine ingredient in my stew! Oh how I love black cats and pointy hats! bark simpson (reply): see like all of this is just a lot _ pictures of good dogs: (mirror selfie of a fit person) if you don't fuck with me i don't fuck with you. simple as that The Big Witch (reply): Oooo I'm melting I'm melting! big goku (reply): ma'am (Screenshot of Twitter Timeline) sonic avi: i hate how i say "i'm fine" when i'm actually so sad all the time. i can't keep lying to everyone The Big Witch (reply): I'll put a nasty spell on you! I'm The Big Witch! sonic avi (reply): hey i say a lot of things i don't mean when i'm upset and i'm in a very bad place right now but i want you to know i mean this with all my heart: nobody here likes you. nobody wants you around. i hope the person running this account dies (orange text) TAKEN BY THE BIG WITCH airplanehater (reply): oh shit _ McDonalds: come try our new halloween fries! only $1.99 TAKEN BY THE BIG WITCH pumpkin (reply): (image of an empty parking lot where a mcdonalds should be) PUT IT BACK _ trash: EVERYONE REPORT THE BIG WITCH SHES-TAKEN BY THE BIG WITCH _ beck: how come everyone's tweets say "taken by the big witch" like are y'all in a relationship with her or something TAKEN BY THE BIG WITCH _ Will: (image of big witch outside of window) WHY WOULD GOD MAKE THIS (Screenshot of Tweet from @twitter) Twitter: Hey everyone, We apologize for the inconveniences caused by The Big Witch. We did not realize she could take people and we will be deactivating the account. In the meantime, we will be launching an investigation to find out what happened to the (giant green text) TAKEN BY THE BIGGER WITCH
October 31, 2023 at 11:59 PM