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ᕦ(ò_ó✿)ᕤ Jordan
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Hamlet Act III, scene iii, line 87 ∆ 3 goblins in a trenchcoat
"Maybe next time your company should have a spine and not give into racist rhetoric and fascist hate speak :)"

The only good thing about capitalism is that it gives us options. Do you know how many cheap phone plans exist in this the year of our lort 2025???? Fuckin dorks
February 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"Renaming the Gulf of Mexico and cowtowing to a facist dictator is an insane choice (derogatory)"

Bye Google Fi, if y'all wanna fuck around you are gonna have to find out :)
February 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Anyway, I will miss you World's Only Spam Vending Machine, my beloved 🖤
December 10, 2024 at 7:57 PM
I went to Hawaii and I am moving to ban timezones because what do you mean I've been awake since 7 AM yesterday but I've only traveled 15 hours (including a 5 hour layover which is A Crime)
December 10, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Lord Farquaad-lookin ass
November 26, 2024 at 5:24 PM