ᕦ(ò_ó✿)ᕤ Jordan
@maliboo-barbie.bsky.social
Hamlet Act III, scene iii, line 87 ∆ 3 goblins in a trenchcoat
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My dream car is a hearse and I'm in the back of it
What a fuck ass year
January 1, 2026 at 1:14 PM
What a fuck ass year
Alien Earth is doing so many cool things and unfortunately the character of Wendy ISN'T ONE OF THEM !!!
September 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Alien Earth is doing so many cool things and unfortunately the character of Wendy ISN'T ONE OF THEM !!!
When will medical science allow me to remove all my guilt so I can reach my MOST MEAN POTENTIAL
March 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
When will medical science allow me to remove all my guilt so I can reach my MOST MEAN POTENTIAL
When will medical science advance to the point where a doctor can take all my bones out so they can wring my body like a fucking towel
March 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
When will medical science advance to the point where a doctor can take all my bones out so they can wring my body like a fucking towel
We need to stop giving serial killers objectively cool names and we need to start calling them by what they are. Fucking DORKS.
February 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
We need to stop giving serial killers objectively cool names and we need to start calling them by what they are. Fucking DORKS.
I am like if they put all three women from Brooklyn 99 into one much worse goblin
February 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I am like if they put all three women from Brooklyn 99 into one much worse goblin
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"Renaming the Gulf of Mexico and cowtowing to a facist dictator is an insane choice (derogatory)"
Bye Google Fi, if y'all wanna fuck around you are gonna have to find out :)
Bye Google Fi, if y'all wanna fuck around you are gonna have to find out :)
February 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"Renaming the Gulf of Mexico and cowtowing to a facist dictator is an insane choice (derogatory)"
Bye Google Fi, if y'all wanna fuck around you are gonna have to find out :)
Bye Google Fi, if y'all wanna fuck around you are gonna have to find out :)
I am simply a rabid dog at the end of God's leash
February 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I am simply a rabid dog at the end of God's leash
All women's bathrooms should be denoted with a sign that says "go piss, girl"
February 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
All women's bathrooms should be denoted with a sign that says "go piss, girl"
Bro what the fuck
January 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Bro what the fuck
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Rest In Peace, David Lynch🌹
January 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Rest In Peace, David Lynch🌹
Indeed search: hater jobs
January 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Indeed search: hater jobs
Love having a watch that measures my heart rate bc I get to see that my heart rate WHILE I'M ASLEEP is almost 80 BPM lmaooooooo
December 19, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Love having a watch that measures my heart rate bc I get to see that my heart rate WHILE I'M ASLEEP is almost 80 BPM lmaooooooo
Take me back to when America's biggest issue was people using mannequins to drive in the HOV lane bc I'm tired of this grandpa
December 13, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Take me back to when America's biggest issue was people using mannequins to drive in the HOV lane bc I'm tired of this grandpa
ANYWAY this is my formal petition to have Chicago deep dish at O'Hare because what the fuck
December 10, 2024 at 8:23 PM
ANYWAY this is my formal petition to have Chicago deep dish at O'Hare because what the fuck
I went to Hawaii and I am moving to ban timezones because what do you mean I've been awake since 7 AM yesterday but I've only traveled 15 hours (including a 5 hour layover which is A Crime)
December 10, 2024 at 7:56 PM
I went to Hawaii and I am moving to ban timezones because what do you mean I've been awake since 7 AM yesterday but I've only traveled 15 hours (including a 5 hour layover which is A Crime)
Lord Farquaad-lookin ass
November 26, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Lord Farquaad-lookin ass
Still crying over Veilguard lmao. For a game shorter than Inquisition,
@bioware
made sure everything had weight behind it. Every decision mattered to the point that it hurt to choose. So much care was put into the dialogue & even the codexes. And the voice acting fucking sold it. 1/4
@bioware
made sure everything had weight behind it. Every decision mattered to the point that it hurt to choose. So much care was put into the dialogue & even the codexes. And the voice acting fucking sold it. 1/4
November 26, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Still crying over Veilguard lmao. For a game shorter than Inquisition,
@bioware
made sure everything had weight behind it. Every decision mattered to the point that it hurt to choose. So much care was put into the dialogue & even the codexes. And the voice acting fucking sold it. 1/4
@bioware
made sure everything had weight behind it. Every decision mattered to the point that it hurt to choose. So much care was put into the dialogue & even the codexes. And the voice acting fucking sold it. 1/4
My dream car is a hearse and I'm in the back of it
November 14, 2024 at 1:47 AM
My dream car is a hearse and I'm in the back of it