[wife opens grocery list and realizes it's my rap battle lyrics] oh no
[me to some teens in parking lot] eggs and bacon I gots y'all shakin'

All this hullabaloo has me nostalgic for the good ol’ days of social media, the simpler times when we’d all hang out after school at the Metaverse Goth Target, way back in *checks notes* SEVEN MONTHS AGO

it begins

[Beck voice] in the time of NFTs they stole my monkey